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To Be Honest I Stopped Listening When You Started With "But Hear Me Out" Because I Already Knew I Didnt Want To Hear Anything Else.
Anyway Talking To Me Now Costs You The Asshole Tax. One Caegar Per Response Of Yours I Have To Suffer Through.

 

I'M SIX AND A HALF!

 

Im Totally An Adult I Have An Eight Letter Name And Everything.

 

YOU'RE SEVEN, SPLODES.

 

And Youre An Asshat, Finface </>

 

you knowv, id say that being a seadvweller VWASNT upper-class on beforus. you got forced to be dripping saccharine all the time and they forced you to "care" for "those vwho couldnt care for themselvwes" vwhether you vwanted to or not. i vwouldvwe LOVWED to be lowver on the spectrum because they got a free ride through life.

 

I'm not sure what it actually is yet, but... I have yet to see you bring somebody back from the dead.

You're onto me, kid. Look, I don't want anyone to be alone and miserable, but you're your own worst enemy. If you want to learn how to get dates, I will tell you, because I guarantee I got less action than you do when I was your age. But I have a feeling you won't like what I am going to say.

 

So, White Man's Burden, then?

You believe everyone else is inferior, so your kind takes on the responsibility of caring for them. And caring for them ends up actually meaning controlling them. Treating them like kids. Telling them what to do and saying it's for their own good.

 

Star, this is the kind of thing I do love doing, but only my wife gets to order me around like that!

 

Why are there so many children in liminal space. My species doesn't even have a concept of 'adolescent' and I am horrified.

 

We Just Kinda Fuckin Hang Out Here Sometimes Whats That Gotta Do With Your Metal Ass?

 

...wanna see me punch something?

 

hey, i nevwer did any of that. i frankly think the vwhole system vwas 8ULLSHIT. if a trolls gonna die cause the slurry fucked em in the ass, *i* shouldnt be on the hook for making sure they DONT die. and if said troll livwes through their owvn means? thats vwery respectable and vwhat vwe should be encouraging instead of CODDLING.

 

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Ooooh, who took video of this??

 

Given that I have yet to run into someone here who hasn't come from a dystopic society where violence and murder combines with world ending disasters, you'll have to excuse me if my learned parental leanings ping the numerous children as upsetting.

Sure. Go for it.

 

That's... actually kind of ableist.
But I wouldn't expect someone who is organic and not a medic to understand why that statement is so wrong.
Or have you never needed medical care?

 

Right, right, you weren't here for the gunplay convo. But hey, ain't everyone's thing, I can respect that!

Other people bein' worse don't make you better, dude.

Jet an' fuel, I got a li'l bit in my crew as only has half their kibble grown in, if that ain't adolescent I don't know what is.

 

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Aww How Disgusting You Care About Small Squishy Mortals.
I Bet I Have Enough Explosives With Me To Fight You.

 

You know there's a middle ground between stifling coddling and everyone-for-theirselves, right?

Like, welfare, social security... that kinda stuff.

Everyone gets taxed a reasonable amount, and then some of that money goes to the people that need it to survive.