shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Did you actually work hard for your money, though?

'Cause, to me, it sounds like you got it by having violet blood.

 

...and I complain about the way I was designed.

That is sincerely fucked up.

 

A Lusus Is What We Call The Bigass Dangerous Monsters That Raise Us. Like My Merwolfmom. She Used To Be As Tall As You. Now Shes Smaller Because of Magic Shenanigans.

 

I can honestly say that the practice was so normal on old Cybertron that I don't feel any sort of upset over it. It doesn't make the practice any less abhorrent, but the first wave of cold-constructed was still treated infinitely better than the second wave, so I will count myself privileged in that.

Oh, you are tiny. And older than Lacuna?

Do you have any idea how an economy based on caste systems works? I don't think you do. Class structure is inherently unfair and designed to force the hardworking to the bottom while the lazy float to the top. Like sea scum.

 

i dont havwe to disclose my history to you if i dont vwant to and its really NONE of your business howv i may or may not havwe earned my livwing.

 

Actually it is, because you brought up the topic! Tick-tock, little boy.

 

Congratulations, we agree.

 

How der devil do klenks grow ennyvey? Eet doesn´t sound like hyu build more bit onto hyuself so...

 

Ah, actual parental figures. I see. It wouldn't be the first time I'd run into an organic my size, but I can say I would have been unnerved regardless.

 

What the frag. That's...

That's awful on so many levels :( You an' your crew got out safe, right?

:(

 

... It's... the only life I know?
Well not quite! I deserted and now I'm being a medic because I want to be one!
... And a little bit because people being in pain hurts my brain. But also because I want to help!

 

Why do I keep getting angry on people's behalves.

 

We're questioning whether you earned it in the first place, actually, not how you earned it. Since you like to question everyone else the same way.

 

I'm glad you got out, and found good friends, from the looks of it. Finding good friends is the really essential part of that equation (*coughcough @Riki Melsbach @Brick *)

 

I knew I made a good decision when I stole you.

 

We did!!
And um I... I actually feel more bad for Burlesque. At least I was never thrown away.
Thrown around, oh plenty. But people at least kept me around for being useful.
...
Oh noooo Ivy, don't tell me...
Oh that's just... That's just mean. :c

 

You shut your face too.

I have no idea who Lacuna is! But yeah I'm like three hundred something. Maybe.

Uhhhhh if by "klenks" you mean "transformers"-- or, uh, Licentan transformers I guess? People who don't freeze baby sparks like what the frag-- we just kinda. Grow a shell, and keep eating metal until that shell stops growing? Blah blah proper molecular balance blah blah blah medic stuff, if Silver wanted to hang around for anything besides being a jerk they could probably explain all the boring bits.

 

<3

 

The "boring bits" keep you from falling in on yourself, Bitlet. Someone has to keep track of them.

Also, please stop antagonizing the Cybertronians, Rust is bad enough.

 

Oh! So um. Your method of raising protoforms is much more reminiscent of the sparkling curve of developement of the Great Cybertronian Population Surge, I see.