Out of context quotes thread

@Bel Capricorn i love how the answer to everything is thylacine

 

Spoiler: mildly nsfw

 

Spoiler: Possibly NSFW

 

Spoiler

This is actually a completely innocuous statement with context.

 

i'm sorry, i laughed.

 

such a good approach :')

 

"when i play doctor, i play to win"

 

"Iron and steel are the fae's main weakness. However, no matter what you are, having a bar stool launched into your face with superhuman strength will sting like a bitch."

Spoiler

from a story regarding my and boyfriend's dresden files ocs.

 

I was going to say, that sounds like a line that would be in the Dresden Files. :::PPP

 

yesssssss
I'm having so much fun writing this style you have no idea
pissed off vampire bartender vs troll is a GO
(she is especially pissed as it is after her boyfriend. he has Fae Issues. and Family Issues.)

 

@Carnivorous Moogle
[8:08:50 PM] SHOOBEDOOPBOPBOPBA-A-AHH (April): DO NOT TOUCH THOSE TESTICLES TO THAT POWER CORD--G O D D A M M I T
[8:09:09 PM] SHOOBEDOOPBOPBOPBA-A-AHH (April): wait
[8:09:14 PM] SHOOBEDOOPBOPBOPBA-A-AHH (April): OH THEY'RE SUNGLASSES
[8:09:19 PM] SHOOBEDOOPBOPBOPBA-A-AHH (April): NOT TESTICLES
[8:09:23 PM] SHOOBEDOOPBOPBOPBA-A-AHH (April): THAT'S EVEN WORSE

 

Spoiler: more dresden files oc quoting

“Oh, that’s why she took off,” my brother said, apparently unconcerned with either the troll wrecking the back alley or the furious vampire beating it to death with a stool.

 

"I took a deep breath, and then I set the troll on fire."