shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

vwell, EXCUSE me for not being to focus on tvwo separate convwersations at the exact same time. i may be vwery intelligent but im not OMNIPOTENT.

 

...okay, yeah, fair, sorry. Are you done with Star yet? 'Cause I still kinda wanna know what you were talking about earlier.

 

sigh. i guess i can ovwerlook this just this once.

anyvways, i dont knowv howv helpful theyre going to be to a robot. unless you got something in the dowvnstairs built in.

do you?

 

"In the downstairs"? What...?

Oh. Uh, I can? If I want to? I'm-- uh-- I'm kind of a weird robot, I guess, I can take whatever form I want as long as my mass stays the same...

That's-- that's okay, right?

 

so youre saying, if you vwanted to, you could produce a pair of massivwe metal badonkers?

 

...okay, I think the translator's breaking down somewhere, I have no idea what that last word is. But probably! As long as I know the shape and have enough energy, I can make anything! Super cool, right?

 

badonkers. ta-tas. melons. tits. rumble spheres. little vwenom sacs of pure joy.

 

Tom.



But actually, I take it back, that wasn't fair to Tom.

 

Well, I can't manufacture venom, but sure, I can make a holding tank just fine!

...wait, what kind of venom makes "pure joy"? Is this a drugs thing?

 

looks like a svwell cat. the eye thing is a little freakish but the fella can really pull off a suit.

 

Ooh he looks cool! I'll have to see if I can't get some new optical lenses off the next corpse we find, I want three optics now!! And horns, horns are great. Yep, it's decided, I'm totally reformatting my head soon.

 

I like how his hair goes up.

 

Organics can acquire a variety of aging signs, and typically don't live as long as mechanoids because the processes that their bodies go through have more issues with degradation and it's not at easy for them to replace parts. You're probably older than him; it's a rare species that ages above the century mark on average, and we tend to live longer than most organic species have even had functional society.

Of course, I could be completely wrong. It wouldn't be the first time.

 

Well, it should be hard for someone who isn't me to break it. The seal is a lot smaller than the one my father used to seal away the Sea of Death, so it only uses a tiny amount of my power to maintain. I wish I knew of a more permanent solution. Even now, I still have nightmares about him, knowing he's still around.

Sal is a very unstable and jealous person, to a very unhealthy extent. I don't think it's a good idea to listen to what he said.

 

Yeah!! The triple ridge thing looks awesome, and then the little brown swoopy bits-- are those actual horns or more hair?-- give plenty of width! I'm totally stealing his look, no one can stop me.

Oh, okay! Thanks!

 

look, i dont knowv howv else to explain titties. its like trying to explain a rock. it just IS.

all im saying is, he seemed fine until you all started getting on his case for no reason. so maybe hes the misunderstood one here.

 

Actual horns! He's a demon.

 

Please don't say that, you know that isn't true. I know you heard him bragging earlier about what he did to me.

 

With pictures maybe?? Unless they're also an interface thing for your species, considering you were asking if I had an array earlier... I don't think we're supposed to put interface things in the thread, though. Or at least Silver said not to, and they know the whole interaction-with-strangers thing a lot better than I do!

Cool! Thanks!!

 

and it vwas AFTER people started going after him. so maybe he vwouldvwe kept quiet about it if he vwasnt givwen such a hard time. really makes you think, doesnt it?