shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

OKAY CLUBS. ASHEN IS CLUBS.
GET OFF MY BACK CLOVER I'M A LIL TIRED.

 

... HOW IS IT UNHEALTHY? YOU ARE A LITTLE ROUGHER WITH YOUR KISMESIS OF COURSE, BITING AND SCRACTHING ARE TRADITIONAL BUT NOT MANDATORY. BUT IT'S A RIVALRY YOU WANT TO SEE THE OTHER IMPROVE JUST TO SPITE YOU AND DO THE SAME! A GOOD HEALTHY KISMESISSITUDE HAS BOTH PARTIES BLOODSPLATTERED AND BETTER THAN BEFORE, JUST LIKE MATESPRITS STRIVE TO HELP EACHOTHER IMPROVE OR MOIRAILS OR YOUR AUSPISTICE.

 

A bit belated, but - I'm not of the same species, but I've been learning some medical care related to them, since several of the teenage trolls posting here are nominally under my medical responsibility. Why do you ask?

 

I understand that that is part of the point of auspitism, to ensure that kismeses remain a healthy competition not an all-destroying hatred?

 

Idle curiosity. Organic species do not necessarily have the same physiology even if they appear similar externally; I can't very well expect Cosmina to answer questions about trolls with any specificity should Bit decide they're curious about something else.

 

It can be. That o+r to+ prevent unhealthy pitch fits fro+m getting o+ut o+f hand. Also+ to+ help keep adultery do+wn. There's a lo+t o+f so+cial uses behind the quadrant, but I perso+nally try to+ avo+id it entirely. It's no+t my bag.

Also+ hi again. I still exist, I suppo+se.

 

I don't... think I've ever lived somewhere where time passed more slowly? There were those few days for me that turned into twenty years for most everyone else, but that was a post-Ascension planar adventure, so that's not even that weird anymore. There was just a lot of time travel involved at a certain point in our lives, and some debate about what constitutes reality, identity, and personhood... you know, the usual.

 

I can do my best, then. I'm still studying, but hopefully before long I'll be proficient in medical care for all the major races on Pennarion, and all the races represented in our household.

 

the only use the ashen quadrant has is as a flushed tactic. you start going for the object of attractions matesprit, they gotta dump em so they can auspiticize bevtween you tvwo. alternativwely, they dont go for it and youvwe got a newv kismesis. it totally vworks but its slow-acting.

other than that, its as useless as <> is.

 

Or maybe we do+n't do+ that at all because that's awful and we also+ sto+p dressing like a to+o+l? I'm just saying, Ampo+ra.

 

...i Wasn't here early enough to Tell you this when you Started this, but - Go Die in a fire.

 

look, vwe cant ALL be mediocrely attractivwe hussies vwho get dames falling into our laps. some of us actually havwe to VWORK for a little conspicuent attention.

and here vwe go vwith more death threats. alvways the death threats.

 

I'm so+ so+rry peo+ple want to+ date me because I happen to+ be a halfway decent perso+n.

 

THE APPRECIATION FOR THE PALE QUADRANT HERE WARMS MY COLD BLOOD! WHAT A GRAT PLACE!
THOUGH I HAVE TO SAY I HAVE MY HANDS QUITE FULL WITH TWO DIAMONDS AND MY PROFESSION. BUT IT IS NICE TO KNOW ONE'S WORK IS AT LEAST IN THEORY LIKE APPRECIATED!

 

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Hello My Name Is Kanaya Maryam And I Was Going To Make A Poor Joke Based Off Ones Ive Heard From Dave Far Too Many Times But

This Seems Like An Awkward Time To Do It So Whatever

I Will Just End This With A Hello To Porrim

And A Hello To New People I Havent Met

 

Reality, identity and personhood. Important topics.

The Master's House, where I was raised from when I was about six until I was about eighteen, is not quite in the world and not quite in the present. Especially since the Fall, since when it has been in at least the penumbra of Perimal Darkling, ancient of enemies, the lands overtaken by that ancient, malevolent chaos. In other words, yes, I was raised by the bad guys. For bad ends they hadn't really bothered informing me of. I escaped.

 

ivwe 8EEN more than a halfvway decent person my ENTIRE LIFE and yet people STILL choose to ostracize and treat me cruelly.

actually, fine. scratch that. ivwe been a decent person for the entire second half of my adolescence and nothings changed. CLEARLY the problem here isnt me.

 

Oh, it's yo+u again! The o+ther Kanny. Kanny 2.0? Kanny but my dancesto+r? Kan. We'll just go+ with Kan, I think. Hey there, dear.

 

Oh, hello Porrim *blows kiss*