shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

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{kissyface} u know it );D

 

Children do not eat breasts.

They drink milk that we produce in our breasts.

 

He's not capable of being anything other than trying, so far as I can see.

 

I don't think you can steal those.

I've heard you can lose them, but I didn't lose mine. I gave it away with great enthusiasm.

 

It's a liminal dimensional pocket somewhere in the dreamscape. Probably created during Weirdmageddon, given the timing of its appearance--but it seems to be stable enough.

 

I'm not sure either of us is balanced (Stan's just as crazy as I am, he's just not as florid about it), but I don't see what that has to do with anything.

 

imma punch your stupid face into next week you smug bastard
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<><3<

(also there's an answer for you bro)

 

Damara! Missed you! Where'd you end up?

I thought for sure you were the troll girl out at McGucket's place given all the weed he smokes (and has undoubtedly been growing now that he's got Paz's old house) but Jim told me her name was Moraga.

 

more talking about me behind my back right to my face, i see.

 

Eridan? We found him in Gravity Falls. He's still living in the library if he hasn't pissed off Tamika yet.

Not that I'd bet on that.

 

Oh gods above and below you sound like Cuprosh Iltani talking about Ford.

You can't pre-emptively claim people, you numbnuts. It doesn't work that way. You can only claim people if they offer themselves to you. Why the hell would you want to lay claim to a person who didn't want to be claimed?

 

No, you've got to balance each other out.

 

Fine words from the idiot who called me an old tightass.

Best present I ever got. *kisses her*

 

Wait till next spring. *kisses him back*

Stan and Ford don't balance each other out. They egg each other on when things are good between them. When things are not good between them, they fight.

Jame is Ford's moirail.

 

I'm her moirail, want to go for x3?

 

Eridan Ampora Is His Name Yes

Also If He Does I Suggest Chainsaws But Then I Might Be Biased There

 

technically i called you an AGING tightass. evweryones aging. vwell, not me, but i USED to age. are you saying getting older is a bad thing?

actually, if i looked as old as you do, id probably say that too. nevwer mind.

 

I stole his gun. He's an idiot. I think only Wendy's got chainsawkind as a specibus though.

 

Pale threeso+mes are essentially the greatest things in existence so+ o+bvio+usly. Tho+ugh as clarificatio+n I'm no+t go+ing to+ get all ro+mantic o+n her. It's certainly a thing I'd talk to+ yo+u bo+th abo+ut if I had any interest.

Co+nsider it a so+rt o+f

Plato+nic pale threeso+me? Yeah, that wo+rding wo+rks.

 

Keep Him Away From All Wands As Well

Which He Still Might Be Calling White Science Sticks Or Whatever Dumb Thing I Told Him It Was Just To Get Him Using It