shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Are you calling my matesprit unattractive, with all of those great big purple blotches on your face? I understand benzoyl peroxide works wonders.

 

theyre called FRECKLES. havwe you nevwer seen freckles before? not blotches. freckles.

 

{kisses your fists} youre so pitiably cute when youre pitch for me <3>

stables what were calling this, huh?

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easy mistake to make bro, dont whine

AHAHAHA no minder is the BEST i live here now in the land of no consequences
somebody bring me a juggalo
i need to sass the fuck out of one of those paintsniffing mishatches

 

*growling noises rise in pitch*
*tips sideways to grumpily cuddle BT*

oh sweet 69 we set BT free in the land of no consequences
ship didn't think this through

...kinda like it, tho

 

Yes, indeed it does. No escaping this, Jame. You will be taken care of.

 

Well no+w this is fast o+n its way to+ beco+ming an o+rgy. Fun.

 

While I take care of her in other ways, like making sure she points in the right direction when released. *grins a big grin, showing it's not entirely serious*

 

Oh. Go+o+die.

 

*sighs* Well, I could try. No promises, though. I'm not sure if I can do that stuff in your dimension or not.

 

too late now no takebacks )=D

and u know you do

 

*makes squinchy faces at u*

 

{pokes you in your squinch}

shh youre gonna miss the pale- i think theyre up to like fivesomes?
wait thats not a thing
its an orgy once you get to five
i like these aliens

 

Come here and let us fix your hair. Those braids need to be redone. Yes, I know the right number, don't worry. You appear to have straw in it. Who've you been rolling in the hay with?

 

they're pretty awesome aliens aren't they
*lays head on BT's shoulder*

Spoiler: whispers

i don wanna ever meet them IRL tho
because
well
*gestures @ all of ship*

 

mind havwing the little pale orgy somevwhere else? i just ate.

 

That only encourages me to let them do it.

 

think of the poor, innocent children exposed to such a display of lewvd concilliatory affection. since apparently my discomfort doesnt matter because i happen to be an adult.

 

pokes ship right in shipself
you dont gotta get frondly with the bipeds if you dont wanna
but i think theyd think ur sexy anyway
those thrusters, dayum );D

sure, well pick a new quadrant in a sec here
might even be the same one at the same time ):O

the big orgys probly not going nowhere tho
i dont think they like you, hate to break it to you

 

Children are not innocent, only ignorant.

 

that is NOT WHAT SHIP MEANT
(҂⌣̀_⌣́)

Spoiler: more whispers

i meant
if we meet them in their worlds, or in ours
we're ships full of trolls
and they're aliens
and we can't exactly say "fuck the rules" and ignore orders so easily anywhere but here
and ship doesn't like that math