shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

A Summary Of My Home Planet

 

So I've heard from the other Alternian trolls I've met. My upbringing too, though it's not all that normal for my home.

 

Did Your Childhood Friends All Murder Each Other In Fits Of Rage And Hopelessness Too

Because Mine Did

 

pretty sure thats not an exclusivwely alternian thing. my friends at least TRIED to do that too.

 

oh uh
yeah
that sure is a thing fulla thingness
fuck

we could always accidentally the wrong vector and blow up before anyone debarks

 

*quiet high-pitched whining noises*

...if that's all ships can figure out yeah
but ship still doesn't like it

 

I swear to+ fucking go+d Cro+nus if yo+u keep bullshitting I will slap yo+u. Tho+ugh I guess Damara might have? I do+n't really kno+w with her half the time. All o+f it really.

 

And well I guess Meenah did succeed in murdering all o+f us. But we exist because o+f that? I guess?

 

I didn't have childhood friends. I had my brother until I was cast out when I was six, that's three sweeps for you? And then just teachers and enemies and sometimes both. And then Gerridon tried to make me his child bride and I took a knife and took his hand off on the marriage bed. Then I set the house on fire and left. That was my childhood.

 

dont forget all the times she TRIED to off us 8EFORE that. and, vwell, i havwe my suspicions about a certain guilty-seeming member of our team vwhose name i vwont name because its obvwious to anyone vwith half a brain vwho he is.

 

then lets figure something else out
liek
fr example
you can fit infinite clowns into a space, right? which means existence of multiple clowns creates pocket dimensions
and troll dungeons & dragons clearly states that two pocket dimensions cant coexist, because it causes spacetime rifts
so we just need to get a portable hole
and then get some of my clowns on you
that sounds filthy and i wasnt even trying
{is proud}

 

...
your logic's kinda broken but i pity you anyway
also v proud of accidental dirty talk
get those clowns on me baby

 

Po+int regarding Meenah. Tho+ugh really with her it just seems like a ro+utine? Also+ that's hardly o+f us. What. Do+ yo+u think Meulin was sneaking cyanide in yo+ur tea o+r so+mething. I mean really.

 

Only A Hand

Really Though That Is Just As Bad As The Murder Party

Which Was Just

A Really Distressing Time

Then There Is The Whole Other Timeline Where We All Died Horribly And Also A Scare Quotes Friend Of Ours Abused Another And

To The Surprise Of No One

Tried To Murder Us All Again

Shocker There

Admittedly I Had A Rather Calm Life On Alternia Proper

 

meulin has her owvn problems, mostly regarding her so-called matchmaking abilities (vwhich are VWASTLY ovwerexaggerated). im TALKING about a certain mute fella vwho happens to havwe been around for evwery mysterious destructivwe evwent no one else vwitnessed.

 

well your silicombs are broken
bees buzzing swearwords in backwards beenary
tryin to summon angels
u dont want these clowns on you
i got one motherfucker licking all the camera lenses on aft deck hethek like he thinks theres candy in there somewhere
his tongue is fuckin glittery
CLOWNS: not even once

 

I wasn't sure I could kill him but cutting off his hand slowed him down a bit. Burning down the place though was rather stupid. Mostly because I read the Fire rune out of the Book to do it and it also burned out a bunch of my memory. Coulda been useful.

 

nuh-UH. ( ಠ ಠ )

...is it bad if ship laughs?
*pats BT's head*

 

Oh

Well At Least Probably Burned Something He Was Fond Of

Which Isnt Really Solving The Problem Or Anything At All But At Least It Is Something

 

you put those googly fuckin ganderbulbs away you traitor
laugh at MY clown infestation why dont you
bad ship shame on you