shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Kurlo+z is a bit creepy, but I'm no+t ready to+ make the jump to+ "He is definitely trying to+ kill us". Or even just yo+u specifically. Yo+u do+ kind o+f have a po+int tho+ugh? In that he's unsettling.

 

oh ship's a TRAITOR now
fear the mighty tickle attack!!!!!!!!!!!
*pounces and tickles*

 

see, if he VWAS a murderer in the making, vwhich he definitely is, he vwouldnt go for the popular ones. evweryone vwould miss you. no one vwould believwe he vwas trying to kill ME because NO one evwer thinks im right.

 

Lo+o+k, no+w yo+u're just being parano+id. Go+d, Cro+nus lo+o+k yo+u're even crafting theo+ries abo+ut it.

 

youre playing right into his evwil, vweirdly long-fingered hands right nowv, you knowv. this is EXACTLY vwhat he vwants you to think. it all makes sense. hes probably the reason evweryone hates me, too. its been his master plan since night one and hes been setting up his dominoes.

 

ship is so a traitor
also has some dead bees in one of ships processors because
{bulkhead}
u cant touch this

 

not even if ship asks really nicely? *bats ganderbulbs*

 

What?

 

you only dont vwant to date me because hes been subtly messing vwith your head to MAKE you not vwant to date me. and hes doing this so no one vwill notice or care vwhen he finishes his plot to kill me for some reason. maybe its jealousy.

its gotta be jealousy.

 

>_>
mebbe

 

What the actual fuck are yo+u saying no+w, Ampo+ra? Ho+ly shit.

 

o((*^▽^*))o
*pounces again*

~*~fade to black~*~

 

vwhat about this is so hard to understand??

 

The part where it's Kurlo+z making me no+t want to+ date yo+u and no+t yo+ur disgusting perso+nality? Or the part where he is plo+tting to+ kill yo+u o+ut o+f jealo+usy?

 

@Morty Smith

I do think Norm might be able to help, but I don't know for sure, and neither does he.

And it has to be something he wants to do. He doesn't have to do anything that he doesn't want to do.

 

you only THINK my personality is disgusting because hes conditioned you to. also, havwe you SEEN the fucker? ivwe ALVWAYS been better than him in evwery vway. hell, if i vwas him, id vwant to kill me for social dominance too.

 

That just so+unds so+ reaso+nable and reassuring. I have never been so+ reaso+ned with befo+re.

 

i knowv, it just fits evwerything together, doesnt it. this is the puzzle piece ivwe been missing my vwhole life.

so, are you just going to sit there and believwe vwhat makaras MADE you believwe, or are you going to go out vwith me?

 

Sarcasm, Ampo+ra.

 

my (vwery forgivwing, considering vwhat you and your clique havwe put me through) offer still stands.