shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I'm so glad I've got you, Gess!! =]]] <333

...O-oh! Uhm... okay? Maybe it would be a good idea???? I'll- think about it!!

 

Delicate in every way but one (the swordplay)
God knows we like archaic kinds of fun (the old way)
Chance is the only game I play with, baby
We let our battles choose us

 

=]]]] <333

 

Uuuh, well, I don't know you, so.

Anyway, it's complicated.

 

not evwen going to TOUCH the other accusations because theyre completely ridiculous in evwery vway. ivwe nevwer done anything like that and im nevwer GOING to do anything like that.

evwen if i vwas, vwhich id like to reiterate that im NOT, do you REALLY think id be dumb enough to do it in full vwiewv of about a dozen people vwho havwe it in for me?

anyvways.

for the last time, its NOT paranoia, its a perfectly vwalid theory. that, ok, admittedly MAY need some tvweaking for newv data, but it vworks vwhen applied to people im actually friends vwith.

plus, vwe cant rule out psychic interference just yet, can vwe? sure, maybe its a little unlikely, him being pretty high up on the spectrum and all. but you nevwer knowv vwho could secretly havwe mind control.

 

Occam's Razor, dude: it says you're a jerk and that's why people don't like you.

 

vwho is occam and vwhat do their shavwing habits havwe to do vwith kurloz ruining my life from afar.

 

It's a problem-solving principle. It says that the simplest explanation is most likely to be the true one. And Kurloz ruining your life from afar is sure as hell not the simplest explanation.

 

so, you mean to tell me that my personality is somehowv completely and utterly intolerable to EVWERY SINGLE PERSON in here, regardless of howv dissimilar they are from each other, vwith their owvn personal opinions that differ. except for the SINGULAR opinion that i suck.

dunno, i think the kurloz theory is vway more likely.

 

Yeah. Sorry. You really are that much of an asshole.

And everyone here hates @Sal too, so it's not like you're the only person here who has ever got our collective ire.

 

@crocellsApostate is your non-humanoid form that of a Ray? it would explain why your words have so many barbs

or do people from your universe not transform back and forth from animals to humanoids...

 

funny that he happens to be the only person vwho evwen TRIED to be nice or relate to me on a personal levwel. vwhat a coincidence, howv that turned out.

no, vwe dont.

besides, i alvways thought if id been born as some kind of semi-mythical aquatic creature, itd be one of those mertrolls vwho eat people vwhore hot for em. vwhatre they called again? sirens? id still be royalty of course. a sort of siren prince, if you vwill.

 

But you'd starve!

 

Fine. I'll give you another example then.

@the bill of wrongs

He's never met you. And we still all hate his guts.

 

Um. Um. You seem to be very upset because people don't value your function but.
There is no value inherent in function! It's... it's what you do and say that makes people like you or not like you, crocellsApostate.
I uh- I'm sure you're very nice underneath your bitterness and um. The other stuff.

 

Shadow, I think we accidentally turned invisible.

 

And we like you, 'cause you're actually a nice person and you don't do the shit that @Sal does.

 

Nah, he just starts ignoring people that don't fit into his story, it's great.

 

Oh no I'm uh. Sure you're being uncharitable! Maybe he just has... processor problems or something?

 

That's at least half-true~ I don't need to do anything like that man mentioned. I can split off a piece of myself to play with.

Most people just use their hands.

Well.... That makes more sense than sudden invisibility. It is hard to acknowledge exceptions to rules.