shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

* Oh.
* I didn't know you were asking...

Spoiler

* They sold their soul to me.

*̩͇̭͕̾̊̓̾̇ ͌̉ͣ̃C͎͚͛̇ĥ̠̙̯̘͎̾̽̏a̤̻̱̻̳̎r̻̻͓̹̯â̳̬̖͉̰̋̃̇ͦ͒.͇̯̞͕̯̻̐̈́

 

That is not a helpful detail. Give me helpful details, please.

 

*barks at the flower for calling him a bad dog*

*walks over and brushes up against @Torisen Black Lord 's leg*

 

Dude, you're not suppossed to say "bad dog". Just frickin' say "no".

 

Spoiler

* I don't know what's helpful, I don't know what to say...
* ...
* Um. So.
* They used the same name as Flowey's friend.
* As Asgore and Toriel's dead, adopted human child.
* I know that doesn't make sense.
* They said they were a demon.
* But they looked like a kid.

 

* What.
* Are you saying he'll listen?

* Okay, fine. You're a mediocre dog!
* Don't lick me again.

 

Oh that's about the-
That was bad of me I'm sorry. Shouldn't have said anything. Sorry.

 

It's fine. I've heard much worse from medical professionals.

 

Yeah, he'll listen to anything you say. Do tricks, fetch a stimpack, kill that guy by biting at his neck...

 

Okay. Hm.

Look, I need to think on this. Chill on the resets for now, okay? What's your name?

 

*snarls*

 

*laughs gleefully and bends down to pet dogmeat*

What a friendly dog you are. Just wait I think I might have something more fitting than a flower for you...Burr's always trying to get me to eat so I should have a bit of something...Ah. There we are.

*gives dogmeat a bit of dried meat that burr foolishly thought tori would actually eat*

 

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* Stop that!
* I'M FRISK.
* ...I'm... Frisk.
* ...
* I guess everybody just calls me "the ambassador of the monsters," when you came from...

 

Whatever. You fucked up. But that doesn't mean everything has to be fucked up forever, okay?

 

* Mmhmm.
* I won't give up.
* There has to be some way to fix this.

 

* Huh.
* That's a lot better than most dogs I know.
* So how about...

* Stop snarling at me and let me say sorry.
* You're at least a decent dog.
* But that's the best you're getting out of me right now!

 

*doesn't say anything, but reflects on the fact that she and Sev were both designed to serve their purposes*

 

yes, calling me a selfish child is a COLOSSAL vwaste of time. im glad youvwe come around.

 

*pants happily. Eats the dried meat and lies down happily being pet*

 

*gives a disatisfied grunt*