shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Magic is kind of a useless word until you understand that it basically means "this works by rules we either can't or won't explain to you." If it works, there's a reason why it works, and you can learn the rules.

Although you may not be able to obtain reproducible results if you can't duplicate every variable, including innate talent--so you may not be able to codify a sound scientific theory.

That said, don't make contracts with talking guns. Or anything you have to summon. Basically, don't make contracts at all unless you absolutely know and trust the other party. Even then, think twice, then think twice again, and always insist on an exit clause.

 

thanks, but i happen to be a rational adult vwhos capable of making my owvn decisions. if i vwanna make a contract vwith the talking gun, ill make a contract vwith the talking gun.

in FACT, i think ill do it RIGHT NOWV just because you told me not to.

 

Neither, if someone volunteers to be a target. I should mention that any target who survives being shot gets a free talkative revolver of their very own, personally tailored to their build and composition.

In other words, I don't think I can kill a giant robot very easily, but any robot who is shot will most likely grow inside of them a talkative revolver befitting of their size and stature.

The substance that gives their kind life is more than sufficient in its richness to satisfy my offspring at a comparatively minuscule decrease to their total lifespan. Probably. I've never shot one of them before.

 

It's okay, he's just being a tailpipe! Don't take him too seriously c:

 

*A thunderous noise echoes across the multiverse*
You Sir, are about to play a game


however


first


we must have words
<_<


>_>



:o)
Certain measures oblige me to inform you.. that I am your conscience in this tale…but also…I am your Id. ^_^

Know that when your finger is on the trigger my tongue will be within reach to lick your nails…and my gaze will always meet the eyes of those you slay even if yours do not. …knowing this do you still wish to persist?

 

He's so mean!

 

He is! But that's not our problem to fix!!

also, I'm preeeeetty sure that gun's gonna try to eat someone soon, maybe he'll get creeped out enough to leave. We can hope, right?

 

so, in exchange for vwhatevwer im getting out of this besides murder vwithout consequences, you vwant to slobber on my fingers and stare at people?

 

It's how the contract goes. It basically means that am obligated to warn you that I am quite conscious and will bear witness to every life you take. I won't actually lick your fingers unless they have someone else's blood on them.

 

uh, alright. do i actually havwe to DO something to make it final or do i just agree to it and vwere gold?

 

If you agree, we will move on to the next condition of the contract.

 

vwhat? howv many conditions ARE there? cant i just agree and vwe get on vwith things?

 

I wish it were that simple, but I didn't write the rules. >_<

There are only 3 conditions, however, and that was the first.

 

All I require is your

 

ugh. fine. just get on vwith it.

 

A LADY DOESN'T KISS AND TELL :P

 

*Once more, thunder echoes across the multiverse*
Yes, but

In addition...hereafter we are a mated pair, binded, like notes to a song. Mine is yours and yours is ours. We are a simpatico henceforth?

Yes?

 

OH OH OH shot me shot me! I want a new gun and I blew my gun budget on chimichangas

 

FOOOOOOOOOORD I'M NOT SURE LETTING HIM DO THIS CONTRACT BUSINESS IS ACTUALLY A GOOD IDEA BECAUSE HOOOOOLY SHIT AM I GETTING A BAD VIBE HERE. SEVERAL BAD VIBES EVEN LIKE THIS IS SOME GRADE A GARBAGE HOOFBEASTSHIT DO NOT RECOMMEND LEVEL BAD VIBES.

 

yknowv, that sounds pretty romantic.

id just like you to knowv that evwen though youre a talking gun, i feel a connection here. like vwe vwere destined to be together.

so yeah, i GLADLY accept this part of the conditions.