shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

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Amazing.

 

Intriguing, isn't it? We might even get to see some of the gun's reproductive process in action-- descriptions can only go so far, after all! And we have a willing volunteer to host the young!

 

O//_//O

*The thunder echoes again, louder in volume*

Lastly… There ahead are the wild parts of the rave

therefore

I caution that you watch your step. and beware of strange trinkets

proceed?

 

(Apostasia watches the contract unfold)
Generally speaking, all murders in which there is a witness are murders that will have consequences, and are to be avoided.
Preferably without having to murder the witnesses, things like that just tend to spiral out of control.

 

lead the vway, svweetcheeks.

not literally, obvwiously. you cant vwalk, right? course you cant vwalk. vwhat am i saying.

 

*Thunder echoes violently across the multiverse*
Great. Great. Great. Great. I look forward to our collaboration… I believe we’re already becoming close… :o)

[ WARNING, AN UNKNOWN ENTITY IS ATTEMPTING TO PERMANENTLY ALLOCATE ITSELF TO YOUR PISTOLKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS ]

[ ALLOW / DENY ]

 

Awwww but 'Stasia where's your love for th' extended mechhunts. Those are my favorite.

 

[ ALLOW ]

 

What do you mean? Those are just my trusted employees mopping up after those dreadfully messy political suicides and making sure they don't mess up too much. No murder to see here, except, of course, you count the instigator as murdering themself.

 

It is done. Henceforth, you may use me freely, and our power will grow with every life you take.

Well, except for your pulchritude stat. I'm not sure how much I can do to help that. >_>

Let us bathe the rayve in the blood of those who have wronged you.

 

It'll be a bath. A bloodbath.

 

((i'd just like to say that while i may have heard of the term "gun nut," this isn't exactly what i had in mind))

 

yeah, ill keep you on the backburner just in case someone here goes too far. thanks for your servwice and good treatment of me, it feels nice to be appreciated.

 

I am very disappo+inted in yo+u.

 

*The revolver looks slightly disappointed that the killing is not beginning immediately*

As you wish.

 

You know no one here has to get shot if they don't wanna, right?

That's how the rave works, Ampersand.

 

maybe i vwouldnt havwe to go out vwith a pistol if SOMEONE had accepted my date offer.

i told you not to call me ampersand and vwho says im evwen planning on killing ANYONE? i did it to piss off ole vwrinkly.

 

Well tryin' ta evade the Honorable Judge's conviction is a felony an' I gladly deal with that however it has ta be dealt with.

 

and I said please and everything. What's a man gotta do to get a new freaky demon gun these days? BEG?
Look crocro I'll even kiss your shoes before I stab you in the gills, can you please just fuckin shot me?