shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

ill do it but its not my shoes you havwe to kiss.

 

the gun isn't wearing shoes kid

 

((just for the record/roleplaying purposes, you don't need genie's permission to shoot other people, just their permission to be shot))

 

I believe my partner is implying that it is not on his shoes that he wants to be kissed.

x//_//x

 

If y'wanna kiss a gun, my turrets are right here ;)

 

Spoiler: GASP

Hooo mama I am definitly taking you up on that offer but later maybe and also you're like ten times my size but don't worry loverboy we'll work it out I'm a creative merc.

Shhhhshshshshhhhh I was playing dumb see it's funny because I have brain tumors, right?
but if he wants to get a real kiss sure why not
come to papa

Spoiler: the definition of beauty

 

Yeah sure, lemme know when y'wanna start in on that-- we can figure somethin' out I'm sure.

Plating's lookin' a little patchy there, smoothtalker, you okay?

 

no offense, but im going to havwe my eyes closed the vwhole time so i can pretend youre a pretty girl. dont try backing out vwhen i cant see, either.

 

You look like you're having second thoughts there. I have to say I'm impressed, it's not often that you see the person who offered the deal having those.

 

A bit more like Porrim, though way uglier. The methods used on me, which involve growing a new life form in the matrix of my dead flesh, reeling my soul back in, and nailing it in place — they leave a creature that needs much artifice to pass among humans.

It also left me fish-belly pale, partially translucent, and bluish. And bald. Any hair you see is fake.

I'm also cold blooded like a lizard, which means I always have to be thinking about obtaining and retaining warmth.

 

Buddy, you look like you've got runs in your skin.

 

Oh, not at all! The emoticons are just my charming typing quirk. ^_^

 

Granted, I'd prefer more murder, but it's rather difficult to achieve here in the first place.

 

Oh that haha I won't die from it. Because I can't. Seriously I've tried a lot of ways! It's just ugly as sin and kinda painful sometimes but whatever am I right?

Oh man maybe we shoulda gotten Lady Deadpool on the job. Or I can put on my maiddress baby. Whichever way you want it.

 

That looks very painful, are you all right? I am good at healing magic, if that would help.

 

You could wear a mask.

I'm sure there are some hilarious ones. I hear one depicting a "Donald Trump" is popular.

 

Oh, I wouldn't know - with a bit of effort, you might be able to pull off the classic fishnet look.

 

He already wears a mask, actually. But he has to take it off when kissing, so... it doesn't really solve much.

 

Well, there's always that scene from Spiderman.

 

Eh, wouldn' say ugly, but hey, 's your face, call it whatever ya want. [He shrugs.]