Catching all 151, er, 368, er ... a lot: The Pokemon Infodump Party!

Like I was already looking forward to Sun and Moon, but Mimkkyu has put it into 'oh god I actually can't wait' territory. I am going to pamper the shit outta that lil ghost.

Two people at my work just downloaded Go, which is great, except now they expect me to socialise during lunch x.x I just wanna eat my sandwich...

 

AHAHAHA the Pokemon Go double edged sword. I still can't get go because my stupid phone isn't compatible. Piece of shit cheap ass tracfone garbage >:(

 

UGH
the pokestops around me aren't workkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggggggg

 

I really hope that if you try and transfer a missingno to sun/moon it becomes a mimikyuu bc a) you're not supposed to now what's under it's costume and b) it's costume is based on merch from back when red/blue were new.

 

does anyone have a text only pokemon go guide bc everything i can dig up is slideshows and click bait i just wanna know the actual trick to dodging in battle ;n;

 

I caught another eevee :D :D :D

 

Im at my mall right now. There five pokestops and one gym. I have caught two ryhorns, an eevee, and a doduo. I was about to catch a cubone but then it froze on me :(

 

I have a HAUNTER
HIS NAME IS MORT
HE IS A CHUBBY GHOST
I LOVE HIM
I ALSO HAVE A SECOND FLAREON

 

There has been an abra hiding somewhere here and ITS TAUNTING ME. I swear, i see it in the nearby thing always switching footstep thingies and when i get close, it disappears from the nearby options and then reappers when i walk away. Why abra???

 

I had a very fruitful day of picking up pokeballs at a nice 1 mile circle of like, 8 pokestops. Also caught 5 clefairies, my first abra, and a horsea at a chick-fil-a.
Tomorrow we're going to the state park in the afternoon for poke catching!

 

My first hatch: a magikarp. Bow before me. (Not really, cause... magikarp. On the other hand, closer to that dream of owning a gyrados)

EDIT: im going to need a lot more of these suckers to get that gyrados. 400 friggin pieces of candy *SOBS*

 

Swipe sideways. Most of the time it doesnt read properly.

 

Yes that does indeed sound like what an abra would do. *shakes fist at the Abra's outside of Cerulean city*

 

Specifically there's a yellow flash on the edges of the screen when your opponent attacks; swipe immediately when you see it. ... Most of the time, it doesn't read properly.

 

so, i have a squirtle and a bulbasaur now. the squirtle I caught on a table playing zombicide
the bulbasaur? I have NO FUCKING CLUE

 

It followed you home :D

 

yessssssssss
I get to keep it! XD

in other news, I have a Meowth. His name is Fred.

 

The servers seem to be down where I am and I am Suffering ;A;

 

Wow okay why do I suddenly want a Tycoon style game that's an aquarium sim where you stock your tank with water pokemon.

 

The server went down while I was at the park. The one Pokestop I managed to wring stuff out of before the server shat itself and fell down the stairs gave me nothing but Revives when I NEED BALLS

At least it stayed up long enough for me to drop Killerwatt off to help defend the gym.