shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Generally I find if I need to talk myself into it, I don't need to do it. When I need to kill, I just do it.

 

Exactly!
And it always pays to have your hand at the pulse of the community, too.

 

Somehow I get the feeling it isn't the community's pulse that you like to have your hand at.

 

Knives are good. Although unarmed combat is the purest form.

 

I'm sure they are members of a community.

 

so, vwait, i dont havwe to PERSONALLY do it? howv do i summon em.

 

You just gotta invoke them while you're fighting someone! ...of course, you'd control them directly. >_<

 

vwhat counts as 'fighting someone'. also, you still havwent told me HOWV i invwoke them.

 

Violence. Shooting at them will do the trick, but you can also do it if they are the one attempting to exeunt you. None of my previous partners have had trouble invoking the proxies.

 

Say, kitten, if one had a few, lessay "extras" built in, y'know small frame upgrades here n there...
Still unarmed?

 

*more hysterical laughter*

Hey BELLA you're missing the BEST SHOW!

 

I told you not to call me that, Billy.

 

I don't know, he's not going to die. I am absolutely terrible at killing people who are not actively trying to kill me, no matter how badly it needs to be done, but...this is an experiment.

A terrible one, and coming from me that means something, but...Deadpool is not going to die.

Which doesn't mean I think Cronus should do it, but I also am not going to say I think he should not do it, because we've seen how he reacts to my advice.

 

Switch, dear, at least ask whether you driving voer someone would count as unarmed combat or as vehicular manslaughter.

Speaking of built-in things, does naturally produced poison count?
It's one of the reasons I do still love my alt mode.

 

I Have Never Tried Knives Or Unarmed Combat For That Matter

Which Is Kind Of Silly Really Since It Is Something Rainbow Drinkers Are Known For In Books And The Like

You Would Think I Would Have Toyed With That At Times Like I Did Other Things

Though I Guess I Never Thought Of It Much As I Had A Chainsaw

 

Right right. Vehicular manslaughter. -laughs-
But is beating someone up with arms unarmed combat?

 

Cmon big boy you know you wanna do it.
Pull the trigger.
Pump me full of lead.
I'm even gonna scream prettily yeah? Might prepare a few choice cursewords ahead of time? OH! If it made things easier I could say some mean things about your momma before you shot me?

 

(Kite sits down in perfect view, and begins munching from a large tub of popcorn)
Anyone else want popcorn? I brough enough to go around.

 

...

Well at least I'm no+t co+ncerned right no+w. Mo+re just

Co+nfused? Yeah. Let's go+ with that.