shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

What's it gonna be, boy?

Yes or no?

You gonna do the thing or not?

Bang bang, time's a wastin'!

 

((OOC note: Deadpool is free for the shooting, mangling and otherwise physical harming, in case that wasn't clear from his insistance. Feel Free to mutilate him to your heart's content you just can't kill him :P))

 

Well, I come with extras too, after a fashion. *ivory claws flick out of fingertips for a moment before flicking back*

 

What, pray tell, is a chainsaw? It sounds like some kind of morningstar with a saw blade instead of a spiky ball. A weapon for the crazier than I, and I'm plenty crazy as I'm sure you have been told.

 

MAY8E i could DECIDE faster if i vwasnt being PRESSURED in all directions.

 

Your Human Brother Seems Fond Of Mentioning So Yes

Though Honestly I Just Find You To Be

Practical

Practical And Willing To Make Use Of The Talents You Have

As Well As To Do What Needs To Be Done But Which No One Else Wants To Do Even If They Could Do It

Which Isnt Pleasant But Someone Has To Do It

As Far As Chainsaws Go

It Is A Sort Of Motorized Saw Named So Because Of The Chain The The Teeth Are Attached To I Guess

Primarily Theyre Used For Logging Or Topiary Which Is What I Used It For Previously

Topiary That Is Not Logging

 

Chainsaws are AWESOME.

 

this isnt FUNNY. this is a vwery stressful decision and too much stress givwes me pimples. cant you try to be HELPFUL or something?

 

Oh Good

A Fellow Lover Of Their Noisy Might

Hello I Am Kanaya Maryam Ragripper And Hedgetrimmer

You Are

?

 

He's never helpful. EVER.

 

oh, like YOU are?

 

Wendy Corduroy. I hotwired the apocalypse!

 

And Youre An Apocalypse Survivor To Boot

Clearly We Were Meant To Meet And Trade Tips On How Best To Style Bushes While Surviving Meteor Strikes

 

He Seems Very Helpful Especially To You Right Now

Also He Has Lovely Glasses That Go Quite Nicely With His General Outfit And Also Face

Could You Truly Ignore The Advice Of Such An Attractive Man

 

im sorry that im not a gravwerobber, i guess.

 

You Lack Taste Then

Which Isnt Surprising

 

Everything's funny when you look at it from the right...

PERSPECTIVE.

 

and all perspectivwes invwolvwe me suffering, so there is no possible vway that this could be hilarious.

 

It's to be expected, when you're constantly shooting yourself in the foot! ^_^