shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

no. you are NOT ALLOWVED to make that joke. i VWILL unequip you, dont test me.

 

FTFY

 

Um...style bushes as in topiary...right?

But I'm always down to trade survival tips!

 

*blushes bright red, hunches his shoulders a little, smiles goofily*

 

I made a truly fortuitous choice in matesprit, I must admit...

 

...Jeez, is Fishbrains here STILL complaining he fell for such an OBVIOUS trap?

Seriously, that contract was more suspicious than my "friendliness pellets".

I'm surprised none of you idiots have figured out the obvious solution to Troll Jerry's problem.

One of the trolls has a chainsaw.

He needs arms to shoot.

Care to put two and two together?

 

It already tested you.

You failed, kid.

 

FRIENDLINESS PELLETS?

You got people to take those?

Wow, I shoulda picked your dimension to take over!

 

...I hate you so fucking much right now.

And in an utterly platonic way.

 

Yes

Why What Did You Think I Meant

Is This Something Dave Is Going To Mock Me For Later

Probably

 

I would recommend against removing my partner's arms...he's in a very committed relationship with at least one of his hands, you see. Imagine what it would do to the poor sod if even his own two paws rejected him! x_x

 

*oh no that's adorable thing the mysterious attractive dangerous man is doing. OH NO SMILING KAN*

Very

Especially Since He Appears To Be Quite A Handy And Caring Individual Too

Which Is Rare

At Least In My Experience

 

* Oh burnnnn
* That's such an awful thing to say tho! XD
* Aren't you his, uh, friend??

 

Would you be able to circumvent the loss of his arms to shoot him?

 

Nah, that gun's not his friend. Or his boyfriend. It's just a parasitic weapon that tricked him into a stupid deal.

 

I'm more of a business partner, and I am rather miffed that he is so squeamish about killing things. He signed up to be a killer, and now he's been repeatedly trying to find ways to weasel his way out of it.

I do not know. I'm unfamiliar with the combat mechanics of whatever "game" he played. Strife specibi may not function if the user cannot retrieve their arms.

 

As much of an idiot as he was to make a deal with you, you're almost equal amounts of idiot for thinking he'd actually go through with it. His time here thus far hasn't involved a great deal of commitment to anything but his own vainglory.

What were you expecting?

 

My options were very limited, so I decided to take the chance that he might be the type to snap and turn on his friends in a bout of rage. He had the right mindset, but it seems he lacked the nerve.

Perhaps there might have been another Ampora out there who would have leaped at the chance to wield me, who knows. >_>

I didn't risk much, anyways...i'm far from unique, and gun violence will never truly die, even if my trigger grows dusty and forgotten.

 

I certainly underestimated how difficult it is to achieve a killing in this liminal space, I'll admit that much. <_<

 

Didn't think it through, did you.