shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

...it's okay, son. I've been there, too. *hugs Dipper*

...thanks?

 

*laughs* He and Ampersand are rather alike in that.

 

I already knew it was a bit of a longshot to begin with.

 

I think you were always a bit destined to fire blanks.

 

Quick on the draw, this one! ^_^

...while you appear to have a short fuse.

 

*smirks* And to be really shitty at aiming them.

 

Let's not jump the gun quite yet. My partner's arms remain firmly attached, so you may find yourselves with a bit of a hostage situation.

 

Great at painting targets though. I'm just not sure it has the range.

I cannot see a single way for that to work out for you.

 

I assure you, as sluggish as my partner is, I am rather quick on the draw.

I'm in a rather poor position at the moment, but I do have the luxury of some limited insurance.

 

hilarious.

 

This is highly ticklish. I do believe I am about to sneeze.

 

Burlesque, you're an awful crackshot with your wit.

 

You Know Alternian Trolls

You Should Understand What A Compliment That Is To Make

You Dont Murder At All

Not Even A Little Stab Here Or There For Giggles

 

You understand that you can't lay eggs in anybody here unless they let you, right? And I'm not gonna. And I don't think anybody else here is either.

 

Deadpool might.

 

...um.

Here.

This should explain it.

 

Yes, I do know Alternian trolls.

I had a pitch thing going with Sunshine for a while, and I have three troll daughters.

But I'm never going to not be amazed when people call me attractive. I spent the first eighteen years of my life convinced that I wasn't attractive at all, you know, and the next ten being extremely frustrated that the person I loved, and also the only person I knew who found me attractive, couldn't make up his mind whether he wanted to be with me or with another person, even after he got to the point where he married her.

I'm getting used to being flirted with but I do hope I never reach a point where I take it for granted, even though I'm very happily married now to Valiska.

 

... yeah.

That's hot, but... I reckon you've just made things more confusing for her, not less.

 

Deadpool is fucking crazy. Even crazier than I thought he was.