Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

man where's the option for "wait where are you getting '3 years' from"

 

"This callout post definitely has my attention, but do you have receipts?" :::PPP

 

this is: a trigger warning for some unpleasant sexual implications going forward for the rest of this quest.

>We must stop them.



>Investigate
>A run-in?



Anders, you dummo, I am literally involved in that selfsame resistance.

>Investigate
>Tell me about this templar.






>_?

 

>What are they, bored?

 

>do you have a plan?

 

> What are they, bored?

This is not the time to #notalltemplars, Hawke. :::PPP

 

anders: this specific templar is a sadist who tortures mages
hawke: #notalltemplars
anders: this. specific. templar. fuck. you.

 

>What are they, bored?



...


(He steps closer.)




>"Tranquil solution?"




Ok, that's rude to the Tranquil, but w h a t e v e r

>_?

 

>Of course, I'll help.

 

"Tranquil Solution" sounds like a New Age self-help program.

(I'm also inordinately amused by "No." "*incredibly long awkward silence*")

 

Or, alternately, something in an anime that was named in Gratuitous English by an author who wasn't fluent in English. :::PPP

 

>Of course, I'll help.


(baps you with a rolled-up newspaper) no codependence

Spoiler: Codex - The Mage Underground

To Knight-Commander Meredith, re. the so-called "Mage Underground"

Every Circle in Thedas suffers from individual mages who rebel and attempt to flee. These apostates are usually found and returned to the Circle or mercifully killed if they have fallen to demonic temptation. Until now, I have never served anywhere that the populace does not fully cooperate in hunting these rebels.

Here in Kirkwall, citizens actually help rebel mages escape. Escaped apostates have survived their freedom long enough to form the "the mage underground," a network that feeds and shelters escapees and even transports apostates into remote areas of the Free Marches and beyond our easy reach.

As of late, the movement has grown bolder, sending raiding parties into the Gallows in an attempt to break out mages who lack the skills or willpower to escape on their own. This is a grave concern. My recommendation is to fight back, both physically and in turning the minds and hearts of their supporters against them.

—Knight-Captain Cullen

Anders: Hawke I can't tell you about the mage underground existing, you're too close to the guard
Anders: (talks about the secret Gallows entrance in front of the CAPTAIN OF THE G U A R D)


Who's this mysterious dude? We will investigate later.



>Yes.




Mua ha ha, I am unto a god and do not need injury kits anymore!!

Lyrium sm- oh. Of course there are lyrium smugglers down here.


Guys, that is - not even remotely what's - ok, fine, we'll fight.

 

TO BE FAIR they're smugglers and the CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD just walked in. This is not an unreasonable assumption on their part.

 

Oh my god, I just discovered the dumbest way to make money in this game. If you sell all your injury kits, almost every random enemy loot drop starts containing an injury kit.

 

....???

I. Ok.

THIS SPIDER GENUINELY STARTLED ME

oh my god aveline still had her starting weapon. i am An Incompetent.

eat IMPROVED FIREBALL, LYRIUM SMUGGLERS

 

>_?

 

It probably doesn't matter which dialogue option we choose, because Anders is going to tear that guy apart.

 

I feel so bad for Anders but at the same time, everytime he says something like that im like TONE IT DOWN PLEASE

oh. This girl looks a lot like my Amell. :(

 

she's very cute! ):

 

Ah, it was the hair.


And my vote is >what's going on here?