shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Yeeeah, there's gunplay and then there's this.

 

hey to be fair to the dipshit, what you're describing there does sound an awful lot like an alternian matespritship

(please don't try to make out with the gun barrel tho, thirsty fish dude)
(or do, but make sure you record it for the lulz)

 

The only quadrant I am capable of is the role of the peacekeeper.

 

That's awfully pale of you.

 

And let me guess: you achieve that by killing everyone, right?

'Cause if everyone's dead, no one can fight anyone else.

Is that your logic?

 

Eh, I dunno. Might could be ashen, dependin how he goes about peacekeeping. Ashpaps upside the head with the butt of a pistolkind could sure be a thing.

 

A bullet to the brain can end any feud.

 

Eye for an eye? Makes the whole world blind? Ever heard that expression?

 

hey, dead guy here, people still fight vwhen youre dead. im pretty sure that theres absolutely nothing in existence that can quell the natural trollian urge to go for the both metaphorical and literal throat.

good thing im a human.

 

A world blinded with rage is my kind of world. ...it is death and strife that keeps the world turning. I am a tool of justice, and justice doesn't discriminate.

Even in a world blinded entirely with rage, ranged weapons such as I will exist to watch it all happen.

 

You are one fucked up gun, that's for sure.

 

@Norm the Genie Guns don't kill people, people kill people. I'm the witness, not the executioner.

 

Well, you're both a gun and a person, so I actually think you're pretty complicit in that shit.

 

Well, what would you have me do...exclusively fire blanks? How would I be able to propagate my species?

Would you have us die out, an entire species of life, simply because you refuse to believe in the natural order? It is a dog eat dog world my friend, where there is no freedom from death and suffering, and where there never will be. Just as a carnivore must partake of the flesh of a lesser being to survive, I must promulgate myself to the world's ends if I wish to survive. For this is as Karma wills.

 

*plays a recording of a sigh*
I'm not playing the same soundfile twice.

 

...glad am not the only one seeing the repetition. Thought time got messed up.

 

*sighs* And you've got me.

Ford (@the author speaks) and @Valiska Pines, have you guys got any wisdom to drop here?

 

so youre saying if i shoot someone, im not a murderer but a metaphorical mother grub attendant? meaning you cant blame me for anything i do. im just helping them propagate their species.

 

...realize was not the one asked, but:

Just as Genie reserves the right to spread... its? their? eggs as they please, personally reserve the right to destroy any eggs implanted and the progenitor(s) that hurt those I care for. If it wants murder to continue indefinitely, it must also acknowledge that it might be murdered one day.

 

Ah- Yes, indeed, let us go with that, surely that is what I meant.