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But, well, how do you know if you're right about what their only purpose is? And about whether they have to follow it or not?

 

Well I Mean Yes But That Still Doesnt Really Explain What This Has To Do With Topiary

 

That Is A Flagrant Lie

 

The topiary is censorship. Can't show actual pubes on television, after all.

 

uh, no? i dont havwe hair on my body, vwhy vwould i havwe hair on my body?

vweirdo.

 

It izzz all very zzimple:

the birdzz and the beezzzz like to rezzt in flower bushezz

 

Wait What

 

Says The Troll Who Made A Contract With A Probably Demonic Gun Out Of The Hopes It Would Date Him

 

but at least my hair hasnt made a mad dash from my head to places vwhere its definitely not supposed to be.

 

You Have Some Amazingly Mismatched Priorities

Even For An Ampora

 

It's a commercial. On television. Genitals are often censored on television. Not on the porn channels and not on so,e shows, but... everywhere else, yeah...

 

I Am Now Even More Confused

 

Not YET.

But humans have hair in all kinds of places.

Something to look forward to! 8D

 

If you wanna see genitals on television, the commercials are the wrong place to look for them.

 

But What Does This Have To Do With Plants

Which Was The Original Question Before This Commercial Came Up

Urgh Why Do People Always Need To Dance Around The Issue And Just Confound Things Even More

 

The plants are there to represent the pubes, 'cause showing the pubes isn't a thing you can do in a commercial, since the pubes are near the genitals.

 

im not PHYSICALLY human. im not going to just magically havwe different biology because i happen to be MENTALLY a different species.

 

But What Does A Commercial Have To Do With My Earlier Confusion With Styling Bushes

 

"Bush" is human slang for public region hair

Also, the name for a few infamous politicians.

I don't advise taking a chainsaw to any of them

 

"Public region hair" is the exact opposite of "pubic region hair," WALL-E.