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At least please tell me he isn't the kind person who would repeatedly defend the guy who assaulted me.

I don't think I could really handle another Ampora coming here and doing that, again.


Wait.

Oh no, you're dead too? I know the first Ampora said he was earlier, but I'm very sorry that you've died, as well.

 

There Have Been Invasions On The Caverns In The Past Actually

Though Some Of Them Were More To Take The Mother Grub Hostage And Use Her As A Bargaining Chip Against The Empress

At Any Rate Her Vulnerability May Be Why My Caste Has The Unique Trait Of Becoming Rainbow Drinkers Upon Death

Were Very Well Designed To Fight In Total Darkness And Were Exceptionally Hardy To Boot

Also These Shanir Sound Similar To Our Psychically Talented Trolls Most Of Which Are Of The Lower Castes

You Have The Occasional Exception Though Like With The Ceruleanbloods And Their Mindreading And So On

 

I Am Undead Actually

I Died And Then I Came Back To Life In A Not Quite Dead Not Quite Living State

After Which I Must Consume The Blood Of The Still Living for Nourishment

 

Oh! So you're the troll equivalent of a vampire, then? I believe I've met a few vampires in my world, before.

 

That Is The Human Word That My Friends Have Used To Describe Me Yes

Dave Keeps Trying To Get Me To Dress Up Like Human Dracula Because There Isnt Just A Troll Dracula But Also A Human Dracula

I Keep Telling Him No Thats Dumb And No I Will Not Go Bluh Bluh In A Thick Accent That Is Ridiculous

I Fear That One Day I Will Succumb To The Need To Be Silly And Be Shamed By The Strider Human

This Feels Inevitable In Fact

 

That's useful, so you remain guardians of the Mother Grub in death. Makes me wonder how much your people's nature was shaped by a creator?

I don't mindread. But I can do things to your head. I can make you stumble or fumble. I can mess up your mind's control of your body. I can mess with your senses. I can blur them. I am working out if I can do more.

 

Almost All Of It Was Guided By A

Well Not A Creator But Certainly A Godly Being That Controlled The Path Of Our Development

He Was My Mysterious Benefactor Who Taught Me The Ways Of Becoming A Rainbow Drinker When I Was Youung

The Handmaid Who Apparently Hangs Around Here Is Part Of That Too The Whole Guiding Thing

 

Also That Sounds Like A Useful Ability You Have There

Being Able To Make People Fumble

 

I've met the Handmaid. She seems bitter, but then the rules of her existence suck.

It's useful alright. I mean, I'm OK with weapons but I'm best suited to confusing the enemies while the others kill them. I held a rhi-sar off us while Ten -- that's Jame -- killed it. She got a nice suit of armor out of the skin too, it's pretty amazing.

 

"Seems bitter".

Just seems.

 

Oh Speak Of The Human Devil There She Is

Huh

Anyway I Have No Idea What A Rhi Sar Is Though I Suspect It Is Something Big And Heavily Armored

 

You get to be Mini Woman: The Sequel.

 

What

 

It's your new name, kid. Mini Woman: The Sequel: Now With More Saws.

 

Can't tell you what you are, just what you seem like.

Like a lizard the size of a house, on two legs, big mouth, teeth as big as your hand, would happily eat the whole squad. Great big frills behind its head, I don't know why. There were three that set upon us; we killed the leader, a small ivory-white albino one, and the other two scattered. We skinned it. The skins make leather that's tougher and lighter than metal scales, it's been used to make armor for the extremely rich for time out of mind. I was a bit jealous of Ten for getting it for armor when I was the one that held it still to be killed. But I realized that would make me a big Gods-damned target and that's not my job, not my way. It's Ten's job to catch everyone's eye and lead. It's my job to be overlooked, to confuse the enemy, to watch them as their eyes are on Ten and her shiny glory and make them stumble when they move to strike.

 

More weapons're never a bad thing!

 

Sure you can, kid. No need to dance around a bush about it.

 

That Sounds Like Something You Would Find On My Planet

Just A Large And Unpleasant Hellbeast Bent Upon Your Destruction

So Everything That Lived On Alternia Really

As An Aside I Continue To Be Impressed By Your Practicality

Its A Thing To Respect You Know

 

I did. We've had a number of similar experiences that neither of us wants or needs to think too hard about.

I did hear you, Kanaya. It's nice to meet you.

A taste for bitter things is often regarded as a sign of sophistication.

 

Please tell me you're going to compare me to dark chocolate or a fine cup of coffee.