shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Oh Ok Good

I Wasnt Entirely Sure If You Had Since Things Get A Bit Hectic Here At Times

To Say The Least

Anyway Yes Its Quite Nice To Meet You As Well

Interesting Too Since Before Now Ive Only Ever Talked With Maybe Four Humans At Best

Well I Guess Eight Actually With The Others From The Scratched Version Of The Human Universe

Really Though Ive Only Really Extensively Interacted With Two

 

The darkest and finest.

 

I don't know that many trolls, either--it's just that I know several of them very, very well.

 

This is the most exciting day in my not at all young life. Clearly.

 

*laughs*
Am I annoying you, madwoman? Good. You're only the sharpest, twistiest thorn in my side.

 

That Makes Sense Yes

Still You Do Seem More Worldly Than I Am

What With All Your Apparent Interdimensional Travel And Academic Books And Classes And What Not

Whereas I Have Only Heralded In The Destruction Of A Universe Created Another Universe And Spent Three Human Years On A Meteor Riding Off To Yet Another Universe That I Kind Of Sort Had A Hand In Creating

Though I Guess Technically It Was Scratched So Whatever

And Then There Is This Newest One That We Created Together After A Bunch Of Ridiculous Futzing About And I Dont Even Really Know How It Happened But It Did

Which Now That I Say All That It Sounds Very Worldly And Convoluted

But I Maintain That You Are The Worldly One Here What With Your Grey Hair And Such

 

Eh. If you are it's an amusing sort, I guess. More amusing than just laying here on the floor. I had my walking privileges removed again because I kicked over his scotty dogs table.

 

*nods* I have just had to be?

 

I Suppose

Perhaps I Am Just Too Used To Incredibly Silly And Wasteful People

Which Is Fine And All And I Am Fond Of My Friends But It Does Get To Be A Hassle At Times You Know

 

I grew up too poor for that. And I was too the butt of everyone's jokes for that, too. You have to turn out tough and practical or not survive.

 

i thought vwe agreed vwe vwerent going to bring that up anymore. IVWE been sticking to MY end of the bargain. if youre REALLY so terrified of him, vwhy do you KEEP 8RINGING HIM UP?

 

Because she's afraid of him, dumbass. She's scared, he's on her mind a lot, thus she mentions him. I thought that would be obvious.

 

Someone else brought up related jetful, muckbrain, don't blame her for drawin' the obvious connection.

 

Hey there. You're one of the same sets of big mechanical people as the others?

 

Hey yerself! :) Same basic species, or so I'm told. Bit on the tall side even for us, but hey, we can't all be sneaky li'l fliers.

[Cogwheels visual ref; he's roughly 60 feet tall]

...well. Given how this place works, I prolly could get smaller if I wanted, but I ain't too sure I want to with the fish over yonder gettin' salty at someone I've agreed to protect.

 

she told ME that the only reason she vwas bringing him up vwas cause i vwas, and she didnt ACTUALLY vwanna talk about him. theres some people IM absolutely terrified of and you dont see me bringing them up 24/7.

i vwill blame her for it because its clearly being done to drag my name through the mud.

 

Nah, man, one'a the other li'l grey bits like you brought up someone else who acts like whatsisface, who apparently shares th'second half'a yer name. Warnin' people off potential threats ain't a bad thing.

 

and howv do vwe knowv ms. Emphasized Text right here isnt lying her ass off, hm? frankly, i dont knowv jack shit about the fella myself, so i cant comment. it just seems pretty damn fishy, especially coming from someone vwhos ADMITTED to havwing a chip on her shoulder.

 

Maybe she is, maybe she ain't. But lettin'er know there's someone 'round here as might have the same inclinations ain't a fraggin' crime. A = B, B = C, ain't too hard to point out that maybe A = C too.

 

alright. evweryone here = people vwho havwe been mean to me. someone i knowv vwho murdered for fun = a person vwho vwas mean to me. hence evweryone here = people vwho murder for fun. glad vwe had this talk.