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I ain't gonna dispute that, havin' done my share'a revenge killings.

 

-he laughs-
Kid, in my professional opinion, you need a professional. Since yer not gonna go to one - I know yer type - let me tell ya something. Don't think you want everyone who ain't that nice to murder for fun. Might be they decide you're more fun that way. Ain't a problem in here, but elsewhere probably will be.

 

I don't kill those who I'm not ordered to kill unless they endanger me or those I care for. It's simple but it meets the tenets of honor and doesn't require me to worry about it.

However, those that I am required to kill, that is done efficiently. It's not like I've been practicing since I was a small child or anything.

 

a professional vwhat.

also, i vwas just pointing out the total nonsense logic he used there. i vwasnt ACTUALLY accusing you of all being serial killers.

 

I never did get to use that Quantum Destabiliser.

Why are you so sure that it won't work?

 

It's not a competition, Kanaya.

 

I've met Eridan. She isn't lying.

 

More like Eridumb, am I right?

 

Wow, loser, that was almost not embarrassing.

*bites Mabel's ear*

Hi, Paz here, Mabel's kismesis.

I have also met Eridan and listened to him bemoaning the fact that nobody wants to meet his bulge. I do think he's slightly brighter than you, Cronus, he would actually have tried to make the gun thing work.

But that's not a good thing.

 

Honestly, though, he was a little less creepy than this one. More dangerous, though.

 

so, vwhat, because past me made an impulsivwe decision that MAY not havwe been the best one, im suddenly dumb somehowv? i HAD a plan for the gun thing, it just didnt vwork.

 

Oh, he's a lot less creepy. But that's mostly because most of his de-creep-itude is focused on a girl named Feferi, whom I've never met but could describe from memory.

He also had a pitch thing for Tamika, but he had enough sense to be scared of her. Anyone from Night Vale who's still in one piece is no one to mess with.

 

It didn't work because it was a stupid plan. You did it to piss off Ford and because of that you ignored all the information that was right there in front of you.

That's stupid. You'd even admit that it's stupid if anyone else did it.

 

Mental health professional.

An' I don't think sayin' people who share one trait might share more is nonsense. Pattern recognition, probably. (Might, now. Not sayin' anything for a fact.)

 

and ivwe learned from my mistakes and become a completely different person than the one i vwas vwhen i MADE the mistake.

here vwe go again. vwhat is it vwith people and claiming i need a shrink? do i look crazy to you?

it IS absolute nonsense. absolute nonsense and stereotyping to boot.

 

People don't look crazy. They reveal crazy by how they act. How they think.

You, young troll, act and think crazy. If you got put in the same unit as me I'd request a transfer. If I was stuck with you, I might wonder how best you might find a mishap. Or some late-night persuasion of the "anonymous assailants" variety. I don't trust you an inch because you keep making untrustworthy decisions.

 

Comin' from one, yeah, if you wanna put it like that. I've seen crazier, mind.

An' stereotypin' would be if I formed an opinion before ever meetin' you and refused to change it on evidence. Don't know enough about you to have an opinion yet, 'cept that some headshrinkin' might do you some good. That's true of just about everyone here, though. Just said somethin' to you since I think you're the least likely to get it.

 

i am NOT crazy. im a perfectly sane and rational human being. sure, maybe i USED to be delusional, but i got rid of it and im vwery in-tune vwith reality. stop calling me crazy.

no, youre calling me crazy vwhen you barely evwen knowv me. that IS stereotyping.

 

Not doing a great job persuading me otherwise there, kid. Really not. Glad we're in a space where you flipping out can't actually kill someone, 'cause sooner or later you probably will.

 

It's getting tiring to reiterate myself.
Me = remorseless monster indirectly killing uncountable numbers of living beings and directly killing a slightly more countable number.