shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Oh, go+o+dy. Given yo+ur issues with blo+o+dbinding and the like I wo+nder ho+w yo+u'd feel abo+ut mo+re Alternian styled jadeblo+o+d play?

The abuse o+f the actual peo+ple invo+lved, no+t the fictio+nal o+nes. Or is Tro+ll Kubrick's treatment o+f Tro+ll Duvall entirely fine?

 

i havwe no idea vwho either of those are, i nevwer vwatched movwies. anyvways, VWHAT abuse? howv is it 'abuse' to get paid to havwe kinky sex vwith a hot troll? that sounds like my DREAM career.

 

Now you definitely have even more of my attention, if that were possible.

 

We've talked abo+ut this befo+re, Ampo+ra. It's no+t that it's sex wo+rk. It's very far fro+m that.

 

Oh ew.

I mean, thanks for telling me? But wow that sounds awful, how about you don't try that on us. Or anyone. But mostly my crew.

 

Hold on, everybody.

Kid said "porn intro". Not actual porn. Nobody's gettin' exploited here.

Also, I'm not sure I can even come up with this bloodist (is that even a word, Sixer) troll porn. I have seen a lot of porn and I can neither confirm nor deny ever having been in any, but this is beyond me.

I was thinking more along the lines of imagining two cute porn girls explaining this stuff to each other, in kind of a tee-hee-sexy way Cronus. If you want 'em to be green troll girls, fine. But I don't know anything about this troll fetish stuff because I am not an actual troll. Getheny's the only alien I've ever dated, or...um...not dated...and she's Cereuti.

 

Do+es slavery so+und at all interesting to+ yo+u? As a so+rt o+f play thing. Co+uld be a way o+f wo+rking thro+ugh tho+se issues a bit safely, yo+u kno+w? Also+ mind co+ntro+l I guess, but that's mo+re a perso+nal thing fo+r me. Which again brings up the questio+n o+f abusing the fact that yo+u are granted tempo+rary binding if the amo+unt o+f blo+o+d is small eno+ugh.

 

That co+o+ls me o+ff a bit. I'm still cranky tho+ugh, fo+r reaso+ns I ho+pe yo+u understand. Tho+se reaso+ns being Cro+nus' actual attitude to+wards us.

 

orrrrr.

there vwas a showvering situation mentioned, right? and im a vwisual learner. itd be VWAY more helpful to see the actual steps played out. especially if tits are invwolvwed.

 

Man, what is it with you and ventral tanks?

 

look, do i havwe to take my shirt off for you to get this? because i vwill. gladly.

 

Ohh. That's ... that's a fascinating set of ideas. We could perhaps find some ... common ground? In all that. More experiments needed.

*she worries she's probably blushing or something like that*

 

No, I know what they are now, I just don't get why you care so much about them.

Also, didn't you post a picture of you shirtless when you came in? More visual won't help.

 

Aww, lo+o+k at yo+u all bashful. It's cute.

Also+ this seems like a fine time to+ remind yo+u that I'm very, very durable. And what's mo+re I like things ro+ugh. Very ro+ugh.

 

i havwe no idea vwhat youre talking about. im PRETTY sure i nevwer posted a photo of myself shirtless.

 

your receipt, sir

 

Believe me, the idea disgusts me as well. It's a definite few votes in the direction of Monster for me.

 

*claws slide out for a moment, and then back in again* That ... is a fascinating idea indeed, then.

 

*is grinning widely and GLOWING*

I'm also+ a stubbo+rn, fighty brat!

 

Oh no, that ruins everything ... for you, that is. You will regret it and then you will enjoy regretting it.