shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Will I no+w? Or is that just all talk and no+ sho+w?

 

Meet me in my room later and showing will commence.

 

Sure, you can have a sexy uncrossing bath.

(Why did I volunteer to do this?)

So he admits that ain't him!

 

Yo+u have yo+urself a deal, Jame. Let's see if yo+u can get Po+rrim Maryam to+ submit like a go+o+d little girl.

 

lmao wtf is going on

 

Wow okay have a better pic of me.

 

Hello there. I see you're another troll.

 

That is quite a perceptive use of your vitreous ogle-spheres!

 

svweet, theres nowv enough jades for a group orgy.

 

If there is o+ne yo+u aren't invited.

 

hm well, you seem desperate!

 

If I had wanted to have a jade orgy, I would not have had to come here for that.

 

nah dude, just a threesome
you're pretty obviously not invited {;7

it's just because evwehrybody is so meeeean to him and won't givwe him the chance to provwe he's actually a standup guy that just needs a little understanding and a lot of hickeys from hot jadebloods before his true nature will show through
or something
it's like the Human Frog Prince, only he's already a prince and as good as he gets

(cool w you provin me wrong, btw!)

 

woops, foursome, my bad

except he's opting out, so you're still outta luck, Fins

 

lmao pretty sure my sprit wouldn't be cool w/ that, and even if she was...

i dunno i think i'm kinda out of his league just from that descrip. yknow??

 

I don't trust people whose first thought upon seeing a group of jades is "orgy".

We could do that in the caverns without having to let Sir Finface McEgotist and his happy clade of Righty and Leftie watch.

 

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(ooc note: i can translate if his quirk is too vile for y'all's poor eyes)

 

yeah idk i was the only person my age in my sector of the caverns so i can't really weigh in on that but p sure people were getting up to stuff.

 

oh dear god, vwho invwited HIM.

 

vwait. nevwer mind. vwrong one.