shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*wanders through muttering wards against demonic intrusion, rolling his eyes, and heading out after his troublesome multicolored team member*

 

A dignitary who is meant to create feelings of goodwill between cultures and facilitating positive cultural exchange.

It's also slang for an interspecies prostitute. Positive cultural exchange and all.

 

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Spoiler: GIF

idgi????????????......

i ran out of query hooks so i used sentence crumbs.....

 

yeah buddy okay i have a pal that says that stuff

 

watno

'demons', plural
besides Valiska said he was a trash demiurge, not a demon anyway
I'm talking like cute little red guys with pointy tails
and the mailerdaemon that steals all ur misdirected emails

but consider: RIKI YES ^_____________^

>________>
it was only gonna be a little demonocalypse u_____________u

 

You may be a little slow on the uptake, because I have been here for quite some time, Norm.

 

"For the memes" is a great reason to do anything!

 

I LIKE you!

 

i have found my ppl

 

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Well, yeah, but you sometimes take demon bathroom breaks to go to the demon toilet. You're not always commenting on shit in here, you know...

 

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yo turn down the fucking lime tho

it hurts my delicate optic gushers and makes me wanna fork u on instinct

 

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look man its not like im for it anymore

but i was literally hatched and raised in the caves

like theres a reason there was nobody my age around growing up

they gave me a culling fork when i was four and told me which ones to spear

certain things still make me twitchy and im not gonna apologize for how the way i was raised wired me in maladaptive ways

 

no forking before spooning
and probably dinner

yeeeeah, dinner's required

FEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEE

 

You could ask nicely.

 

I like your color! :D

[Bit has somehow learned to bat his eyelashes, despite not having any. His eyes are bright green.]

 

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