shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

ole cronus gets the shaft as you all scurry off to look at someone shiny and novwel, eh? i see howv it is.

 

sure but everything would blow up lmao

i kind of want to bite you.

 

Blah blah blah, you had like 60 pages of attention Squishy, suck it up.

 

kinky.

 

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hm

-She stares disconcertingly intently.-

 

my name is cronus.

*He stares right back, except with an incredibly smug pair of bedroom eyes.*

 

our verse's psi still talks every so often
but yeah, since he doesn't seem to be around, thanks, and we'll fuck off
(serious about the pan nanny, though, just fyi
makes it hells of a lot easier to edit together security feeds full of juggas doing stupid shit
or whatever you do to keep yourself amused
sometimes the subversive voiceovers make the clip, y'know?)

ok NOW fucking off

kissyface.jpeg @H.I.C.S.S. Iron Hammer

Spoiler: spoiler

it's actually a juggalo with magnets in his snortducts <3<

 

hm

i kno i shouldn't, but

it's so tempting

 

don't pretend you ain't happy as a little bivalve to be getting the shaft
must be all that salt making you so thirsty
you ever tried a freshwater habitat?

 

d0n'7 8173 7h47, y0u d0n'7 kn0w wh3r3 17'5 833n.

 

but i've never had violet

do u know what they give us in the caverns

u can guess

 

laugh all you vwant, but you just look stupid as all hell. considering ivwe nevwer evwen been IN the ocean and vwouldnt evwen if id livwed anyvwhere near it. i dont like vwater.

also, did you forget im a human?

you knowv you vwant to, kitten.

 

how healthy are u.

 

Don't bite that. It might bite you back and it's probably got something disgusting.

 

im dead as a doornail.

 

oh ew never mind i'm not drinking gross congealed stuff.

...but now i'm hungry.

 

cant bite me back if i punch the mouth first

i really shouldn't

 

His personality, for instance.

 

If I cared what your name was, I wouldn't be using pronouns for ya. See also: Silver going all polite at Valiska earlier and working their sentences around to use Valiska's name or no second-person at all!

Just how our language works, no matter how it gets translated here! You're kinda annoying so nah, I don't think I'm gonna use your name.