Ryuuga Wagatekiwo Kurau - The Overwatch Thread

I am adamant about fucking about with Pharah though. She amuses me but I suck right now. But I can suck slightly less if I just keep at it. I also want to fuck with McCree because I mean really. He just. URGH. THAT MAN. EVEN IF HE WEARS A STUPID BELT BUCKLE HE IS SO HOT.

Also I like the feel of his gun and his combat roll.

 

SHE'S HERE. ANA IS HERE.

 

WAIT IN GAME

 

;-;

 

YES. I JUST PLAYED A MATCH AS HER SHE'S AMAZING.
If I can main Mercy with a good Ana as my buddy we'll be UNSTOPPABLE

 

FEAR NOT CONSOLE HAVERS she will probably be in game soon on your end too, as soon as they get her properly balanced (which shouldn't take long.)

I'm so hype.

 

Things I have learned today include that I really like Lucio and that I really hate Reaper. I also hate Hanzo. McCree is fun but I am awful at him. Pharah is also fun but I am similarly awful at her. Genji is...ok? I guess. I'd rather have more bang. All the bang. SO MANY BANGS. I've yet to try any of the defensive heroes. I should.

 

Yeh, Lucio is an utter delight.

 

Also did you get the friend request thing I sent you? We should work out a time to play together at some point...

 

Got it! :D I'm usually on from 7 pm- 9 pm.

 

Gotcha!

 

You may enjoy junkrat - he is all about that bang

 

Junkrat's real fun when you get in the grove with him. Seeing a Tracer wriggling impotently in a bear trap is the single most satisfying feeling in the game, and the mine's good for environment kills, which can be hilarious to watch. Also hilarious; watching enemies run over your death grenades in the kill cam. Everyone forgets about the death grenades.

 

The only thing goofier than Tracer's inexplicable inability to recall out of a beartrap is the fact that Zenyatta can get caught in one.

 

He's just being a good sport.

Zenyatta hovering over a beartrap for severak seconds because he doesn't want to disappoint Junkrat. Yes, yes, very good, you got me.Games are fun, guys.

 

That's about how long the whole match lasted because I was the only person on the bloody payload. I was also Mercy. So if people wanted healing, they had to come and do their job.

 

Yes I must try the explosion boy. He looks DELIGHTFUL. Also I am tired of having things lobbed at me over walls. IT IS TIME THAT I DO THE LOBBING OVER WALLS.

 

Help I have fallen into Overwatch crackship hell and I can't get up

(So far - Hanzo<3<McCree, Reaper76, and my brain keeps trying to smoosh Roadhog and Pharah together WHAT THE HECKITY HECK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE)

(AND I ACTUALLY LIKE PHARMERCY MORE WHY BRAIN WHY)

 

IT'S HIGH NOON. *McCree gets facefull of icewall*

 

holy shit i have now seen a Torbjorn play of the game that wasn't stupid. he molten core'd up and went on a hammering spree through like three people in a row.