TIME TO GET RRRIIIIIIIPPED!!!!! - the exercise thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by wixbloom, Jun 4, 2015.

  1. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    guess who went for a twenty-minute walk on hot tar with no shoes
    now, guess who's exhausted and whose feet are bleeding and in pain
     
  2. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    oh noooo don't do that :(
     
  3. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    I should not have, but I did
    and now my feet hurt too much to walk on and my mom took two hours to be convinced I needed band-aids
    sighs
    on the bright side I have learned my lesson. never again. shoes are necessary.
     
  4. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    we ordered my cane and i've been literally dreaming about it. i dreamed i walked a long way and it didn't hurt. i used to dream of flying, now i dream of walking with a cane. sigh.
     
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  5. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap
     
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  6. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    thank u :3
     
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  7. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    I am always here to give paps :)
    ....also, I had a dream that I was on a swim team!
    my childhood goals make a comeback!
     
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  8. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    kinda off topic but in my dream, where me and some friends were walking through a city with goofy architecture, we saw a group of high school boys teasing a girl and one of them flipped up her skirt, and @Vast Derp and i went SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT and pantsed him. :D

    there were also some apartment buildings where the upper apartments were reachable only by ladders and i was like "what a beautiful commentary on lack of accessibility, even able bodied people can't get their groceries home" and everyone was like kowloon walled city wtf, but it was really pretty and covered with balconies with container gardens, and i was sad that it was unusable.

    ps when i get my cane and my new phone i am going to play pokemon go SO MUCH.
     
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  9. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    that sounds like a p good dream imo
    my dream....
    I was on a swim team with total strangers, but only because my ex told me he didn't want me on his swim team, where all my friends were
    my swim team lost to his :c
     
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  10. Kodachi

    Kodachi Well-Known Member

    I usually use a cane when I'm shopping. Striding at pace I can do just fine, but standing still and slowly moseying are painful.
     
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  11. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    dude i ordered this cane it looks so cool, it's carbon fiber with a silicone grip, if i like it as much as i think i will i could get you one for xmas

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Salted Earth

    Salted Earth DISOWNING DOESN'T STACK, ASSHOLE

    My partner fixed the treadmill! I can once again do my walking every day without going outside!
     
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  13. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    got my cane, been walking little bits to get used to it. just down the block and back most days (or nights actually since it's been hot) but yesterday seebs and i went down to the river. it was hard work and it hurt, but the cane helped a LOT with my confidence and ability to keep going. i wasn't afraid of falling over with every step. and we figured out that a lot of the pain/awkwardness was because the handle wasn't tightened enough so it was slipping down, so i was kinda leaning sideways by the halfway mark.

    i think pretty soon i'll be able to Just Walk and not think about the cane. still training my muscle memory tho.
     
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  14. Kodachi

    Kodachi Well-Known Member

    It takes a bit to figure out good gaits.
     
  15. WithAnH

    WithAnH Space nerd

    Note to self: either find a way to carry more water or get your ass out of bed earlier on run days. You cannot do these long runs in 90+ degree heat with only 20 oz of water. You will literally die.

    Today I only wished I was dead after I ran out of water with four miles to go, but the next two weekend runs are longer and it's sure as hell not going to be less hot in August.
     
  16. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    Get a Camelback or a knockoff? Quest and Platypus both make Camelback-style water packs at half the price.

    /Sports Equipment Salesperson
     
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  17. WithAnH

    WithAnH Space nerd

    That's probably what I need. I have this weird thing about buying equipment because I feel like a Fake Athlete who doesn't really deserve gear, but no, I am running 40+ mpw and gatekeeping assholes who say I'm not doing it fast enough to count don't get a vote. Thanks.
     
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  18. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame


    !!!!!!!! so much want! want all of it ; u ;
    -adds to list of things i need to look into once I stop having no money and being in college-
    srsly like. I've always wanted to have arms that look like yours and be stronger than ppl expect me to be and I also have a deep desire to actually be Merida. I have horseback riding down and a bit of archery skill, clearly this is the next step.

    also @PotteryWalrus hypermobility same hat!! I can overextend most all of my joints to some degree and occasionally dislocate my shoulders and ankles especially. I didn't even realize I was doing partial dislocation of my ankle all my life, just sometimes I step funny and then I have to limp for 1-5 minutes. I thought everyone did that.
     
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  19. Salted Earth

    Salted Earth DISOWNING DOESN'T STACK, ASSHOLE

    Wait wait hold the phone it's not normal to step weirdly and end up limping for five minutes??? I thought that was just... something everyone dealt with and didn't say anything about because it was just a fact of life...
     
  20. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    According to my mom it's not?? idk tho .3.
     
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