shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I... sort of get the impression that Prion possibly had more dedicated focus to non-judgementally making indulgence safer and getting help if needed non-shameful than Cybertron did. Which would certainly influence the resulting product.

 

They tried to ban it on the ship but like hell I'm not brewing under my desk. The smell of contraband engex is the smell of home.

 

Praise Alchemist, brother.

That was a joke.

 

Vell if hyu iz organic und want to see preddy pictures hy ken spit in hyu drink. Except der humans, dey would die from it. No hydea vot eet vould to to hyu beeg klenk folk.

 

Well, thank you. Always a good day when someone pretty compliments me.
-he grins-
Sound just about perfect for the job to me if ya want it. Some people are just too scared to tell someone they're full'a jetfuel, if you'll pardon the expression, an' never learn to smile at 'em while they do it. Sounds like you got that part down. An' if people tell you their troubles already, the rest is just gravy. Takin' the classes tells you the name of the processor skip or what have you, not how to get someone to tell you about it in the first place.

 

Please iridium I am allergic to religion. I only worship engex and terrible life choices.
(This is also a joke. Mostly.)

 

wIIw it's all fun and games until someone decides that You're Their moirail for realz and culls You for going out with another client!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
wIIw or cuts Your appendages off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! knew someone like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
wIIw They were a fucking drag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
wIIw good way to lose weight though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw

 

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... WELL!
I GUESS APART FROM DOING CURSEBREAKER WORK I MIGHT YET STILL, Y'KNOW, GO TO UNIVERSITY. AND ONLY A FEW SWEEPS AFTER MY STUPID GENIUS KISMESIS AND MY LOVELY GENIUS MATESPRITS PROBABLY. OH WELL NOT EVERYONE CAN BE A PAN WONDER, RIGHT?
*she grins, showing her sharp piranha teeth*
BY THE WAY, YOU WANT A COFFEE BIG BOY? CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T OFFER THAT RIGHT AWAY, I'M CLEARLY SLACKING OFF HERE!!

 

OH THAT HAPPENED TO ME I PUT A SPEAR THROUGH HIS DUMB CLOWN ABDOMEN FOR TRYING TO GET MY DARLING SNOWFLAKE IN HIS CLAWS.
I MIGHT RUN COLD BUT I HAVE NO CHILL.

 

wIIw fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We wish We were highblooded enough to use that oneliner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw

 

LORELI RHEINS, PROVIDES FOR ALL YOUR "THINGS I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE A FISHTROLL SAY" NEEDS, AT YOUR SERVICE!

 

Ain't happened to me yet - probably has more to do with the fact that I'm newish, 'stead of me being big and painted pink - but sounds like a real bad time all 'round. Some people get too attached, and them you just can't help. That's the other thing you gotta be good at - knowing when to let go.

-he laughs-
Darlin', you will never be as late as me. Remember that seven million? Took me that long to get into school. Think about that if it makes it easier.

'preciate the offer, but Cap would string me up if I put unknown organic substances in me - and he'd find a way to make it not fun, believe you me.

 

Hy ken--

[Even without a visible face below the eyes, Rustbucket manages to look concerned.]

I c'n be yer test subject! Why's yer accent so slaggin' infectious?

 

Please don't put organic material in your fuel tanks, Rust, we've talked about this. Even if the helpful organic medic wants to do science. You're not exactly a good toxicity baseline anyway.

 

wIIw this is fucking novel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! most of the time We just want waders to shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw

 

-she grins- Becawze ve iz der best, obviously. Gotz a drink fer me to poison or should hy chust sting hyu? Hy don´t tink bitink or spitink iz gonna vork on sumvun hyu size.

 

If Ford bans alcohol in his house I will face Bill and fly backwards into Hell.

 

wIIw what????????????????????? You telling Us that You're happy with attached limbs??????????????????????? what a fucking square!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw

wIIw think of how pitiable You'd be if You were a heap of rusty parts instead of a rusty whole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! could up Your rates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw

wIIw actually on second thought that'd be more pathetic than pitiful l m a o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We'd want to take You to the junkyard to get melted down out of sheer secondfrond embarrassment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw

 

hey, mind NOT using incredibly hateful anti-seadvweller slurs?