shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

"Hmmm, goot." She pats his cheek and tries to peer into one of his eyes, frowning. "Dot heet hyu FEST, deedn´t hexpect dot.
Schiesse, hy could use vun ov hyu mediks now. No need to vorry bot tell me eef hyu feelz vorse Ja?"

 

>8)

 

Geesss you don't have to be shy!!! =]]] I think you guys would make the CUTEST couple!!! =]]]]] And look, Refractor's keen!!!!

 

ur a memetic shithead. calling it now.

 

I'm here, and I'm not at all surprised it hit him quickly, he's half-broken-down already and I told you this wasn't a good idea, Rust, what in all the pits--

...

I can be calm. As long as he's just dizzy and having ocular malfunctions, he'll be fine.

 

Yeah this is what he meant by complicated, listen kid I love him as much as I love my own spark and we've been doing this for nigh on wo million years we just don't see a point in dating? Neither of us does emotional exclusivity and in the middle of an all-encompassing war is not actually a good place for a wedding, right?

Congessi. I won't shot you. Ref and me aren't even dating. We are very close and as long as you have no problems with him continuing to 'face me occassionally I could not be more on board with this. You two are cute as pits. Go get 'im :)

 

wuts a wedding

 

I'm fairly certain he's just high. It'll wear off. Give him a nice bit of blank wall to watch the sparks and it'll be like it never happened.

 

<3<3<3<3<3<3
that's Refractor saying yes.

 

gu1l7y 45 ch4rg3d.

4 qu4dr4n7 c3r3m0ny.

 

[He leans away from the patting, obviously not too keen on it.]
...yeah. Will do. Jus' get outta m'face.

'Scuse'a frag outta you, Sil, I c'n do whate'r'a frag I wanna with my own damn frame. You're here, li'l pointy medic's here, we're all good.

 

a wars the perfect time 4 that???

wait

there are other options than being at war?

 

Formal ceremony to affirm a bond. Conjunx Ritus, Amica Ritus. Sparkbonding. That slag.

 

Since very recently we have rediscovered this magical thing called "peace" and it is quite good for mental health or so I've been told.

 

pees

 

Only everything.

... wanna come to Pennarion? There hasn't been a war here in 7 sweeps.

 

wanna be my juicebox

 

y0u r4ng.

 

"Ken hyu tell me vot hy gotz to vatch out for mit heem gettink vorse?"

She retreats back to his shoulder. "Alright, hy chust stay over here den unless sumtink bad happenz."

 

piss dammit mituna