shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

lmao too fucking late

 

haha that's so fucking obscene
i love it

we will science the FUCK out of this fun thing
{metalfronds}

ya know, up to now i'd been assuming you were another helm, but nah
delete and go outside or smth, grubcake
espec if it's daylight or hard vaccuum out there
it'll only hurt for a little bit =}

 

wIIw We don't have to want to lick the fucking pod coverings of some pacifistic meddling failure to be a helm dipshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw

 

ewww keep ur podlicking fetishes to urself
there's a difference between sucking up and not taunting a helm about what their captain does to their pilot
that's where you went the motherfuck over the event horizon
you don't fucking do that

 

wIIw We'll be as open about Our podlicking fetishes as We want fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
wIIw maybe if He hadn't been a condescending piece of shit We wouldn'tve had to go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw

 

-0 Incredible, I'm less alive than a dead helmsman. Who could have guessed rock bottom smells like cheap liquor and expired bandages. I thought I was a ways off from that.
-0 Why not, though, I'll bite.
-0 How are you alive in any sense of the word.

-0 Legislacerators on en route. I'm sure they will inquire as to what in Messiahs' names standard Alternian did to you.

 

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"Nottink, seence hy em speakink romanian, eediot."

 

='{ he hurt my fee-fees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that makes LOL BUT HOW BOUT THEM FISHTROLL BADTOUCHES AMIRITE one hundred percent ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =}

 

uh, hello, i responded to you TVWICE and you didnt evwen ACKNOWVLEDGE me. vwhat the FUCK, 'buddy'.

 

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-0 This is awkward.

-0 Now I'm just curious.
-0 Not about the subject of argumentation, however.
-0 Forgive me if I am out of line for this tA, but @Big Top, do cease and desist. I believe you are overstepping a boundary.
-0 Or two.
-0 Speculating on the events of someone's (un)life is poor form at the best of times.

-0 Didn't have much to say to you. Still don't.
-0 Can't say your attitude makes me more keen on finding something to say, either.

 

that doesnt mean you can just IGNORE me.

 

i just did

 

not anymore, kitten.

 

wIIw all He had to do was stay the fuck out of things that didn't involve Him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's not that fucking hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
wIIw but nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
wIIw He had to jademind the conversation anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
wIIw newsflash @twofoldAbolitionist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your friends are dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're irrelevant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your only followers are a bunch of powerless freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
wIIw Your life is a fucking cautionary tale for wigglers about what happens when You're a dipshit who's stupid enough to try and give a shit about other people instead of protecting You and Yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
wIIw the only thing You do well is helm that fucking ship and suck up to Her impervious consternation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw
wIIw 'my captain' this 'my captain' that it's pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw

 

Though it does beg the question- how did you intend to actually enforce that on someone of another species from a different dimension without any sort of higher authority? Even jokingly.

 

i dunno he's my friend, so he's doing something right

Spoiler: gif

 

Is this flirting? I can't tell.

 

this is what it known in the biz as a 'temper tantrum'