shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

should I stop trying
I'm sorry
should I get life support or just leave or

 

It's okay I'll go I'm fine!!! Got some work to do anyway

 

okay

 

Sheesh WHAT a TIME to arrive, I cannot believe it I clearly have my work cut out for me here!
These kinda stupid communication errors just don't happen when you've got old faithful Scanner on the job, listening in on everyone's most private little talks so he can explain to you what went wrong! If people thought to call for my help before things wnt to slag of course I'd be much more able to help but! For now I see you ahve both devolved into whispering at eachother thinking I can't hear you but! I hear EVERYTHING! So now you have the options of 1) telling poor helpful spark Scanner that he has to frag right off again after he JUST ARRIVED and that would be cruel, now, wouldn't it? Orrrrr 2) Letting me meddle!

 

@Scanner
You look rather like someone I met once. Thankfully, however, he spoke less.

 

Oh you must be talking about my darling sparkbrother Sensorsweep he is SUCH a grumpy little jerk isn't he? Or did leaving me behind and ABANDONING ME to LONELINESS and the APATHY of my slagging teammates actually fix his communication problems?

 

Not noticeably, if his behaviour towards my crewmember is anything to go by.
Also, he's an MTO, so if you're sparkbrothers something has gone very wrong.

 

Think I'll take option 3: telling you to go bother someone else. Like poor Throttle. Sorry Throttle.

 

Shhhhhhhh
Shush
No one has to know about that being impossible.
We look almost the same except for the paintjobs and people can't exactly SEE the MTO thing, now can they? Of course WE can because we know EVERYTHING but other people aren't that good at hearing things! But anyway, sweetspark I can ASSURE you that Sweeper and I are the CLOSEST EVER and I am seriously so sparkbroken by his cruelty.
So very. What mess did he manage to stick his spike in this time?

I am HURT! this is me being so very hurt, darling, how COULD you? Don't you know my feelings are so very fragile? I am SHOCKED by how callous mechs in this space are to an innocent little radar bot.

 

You don't look so similar now, after half his face got blown off.
And the mess he stuck his spike in was my crew member.

I'm used to it.

 

If you hear everything, you also heard how this mess started. To reiterate: I don't give half a melted slug about anyone who's not my crewmate. Especially not right now.

 

Well I was always the prettier twin. This only reinforces it.
SUCH a tragedy though, even if he never used his mouth for much, he is MUCH more the silent watcher type.

Oh yes, sweetspark I am quite aware of that. But this is not a private talk. And even if they don't participate, those who listen in will remember that you, my dear, have a mean streak and aren't welcoming. And you might think that that doesn't matter to you, but believe me: Making people look cruel can be beneficial for a lot of reasons. After all, that is how Prime won.

 

...You're a lot more than you seem, Autobot.

 

Fair.

People here didn't take too well to "melodramatic broken-wing flier" last time, though. Just so you know.

 

Why THANK you, darling. I work SO hard at being multifaceted and well rounded! No one can stay stuck in one job forever, right? Well, I sure AM still stuck in my job, but I have time. I will get ahead eventually, it's all a matter of finding the RIGHT skill to succeed in this world with.

I don't need people to like me for them to dislike others for mistreating me! It's a delicate balance to maintain for sure, but the melodrama is just a bit of flavor. Like the rust in your ruststicks if you will. Keeping an optic on the situation and nudging it in favor of whatever my goals may be quietly might be possible... but that is so BORING, don't you agree?
And besides you can't break the wings of someone who isn't a flier, dear, I believe the analogy you are looking for here is "blinded sensor".

 

You're also just as irritating as I originally thought.

 

...just going to leave now before I say something else stupid.

 

-0 Oh good Lords the thread is full of automatons.
-0 Androids?
-0 Robots.
-0 Apologies, what precisely are you?

 

I aim to be memorable. I'm succeeding am I not?

Awww I was having so much fun too! But do take care of yourself and tell your attractive green friend that you are a bit overreactive to people trying to defang you, yes? If you actually use your words I promise it'll work out for the better!

The TECHNICAL term is "Transformer" but YOU can call me "Hot", if you'd prefer it.

 

Mechanoids. If we're contrasting with organics. Species-wise... Cybertronian?