shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

There it is. The mockery I knew would come as soon as I said that. At least we can agree on one thing though, I suppose.

 

Plen7y of fleshy folk around here ma7e! I don'7 know where you're looking, bu7 i7 ain'7 here. I'll admi7 there're more aliens I'd been expec7ing! 7ha7's fine, depending on your POV, bu7 I'd been hoping for more proper Al7ernians.

Now, now, don'7 you 7hink i7's a 7ouch rude 7o objec7ify a member of a warmer cas7e 7han yourself? I know I'm assuming, ma7e, 7ha7 he ain'7 ano7her viole7, bu7 we bo7h know he ain'7. As a highblood - a seadweller, even - you should be more gen7le 7o 7hose lower 7han yourself! Ac7ing like 7hey ain'7 bu7 sex objec7s is an abuse of your posi7ion and influence.

 

you vwerent here for the dramatic revweal, so i forgivwe you, but im not a seadvweller. im a human in the 8ODY of a seadvweller so it doesnt count.

anyvways, howv vwould you evwen KNOWV howv i actually treat him? hes not here. all i said vwas that hes hot (vwhich is a. true and b. a COMPLIMENT). cat happens to be in a lovwing matespritship on the vwerge of disaster and i intend on being right there for a rebound fuck vwhen it goes south.

besides, hes INDIGO. barely evwen a step dowvn from purple. its a tvwo-caste difference and doesnt matter.

 

Last night, I thought we reached agreement on a number of things, wouldn't you say?

 

WOW I sure hope that implies what I think it implies, are organics less weird about making out with the same frame type as them? I mean you two practically look the EXACT same!

 

*blushes heavily*

That...would be one way of describing it, yes.

 

Oh my god Politics found his globes long enough to actually do something. Holy shit.

This is actually unprecedented. We need to throw him a party or something.

 

K N E W
I T

 

"We're twins," Jame says, "if that's what you mean. Yes. Not commonly approved of but my culture is odd."

 

Bitch you need to get this boy a cake or something.

 

I'm not going to call him duncle.

 

I don't think he eats enough for a whole cake.

 

...a cake is hardly necessary.

 

Don't worry. If you did, I would perish from laughter and shame at once, and then you'd have to fix the mess.

 

You shut your stupid, whiny mouth and you eat your fucking cake, Politics.

 

WELL Sweep is my twin too. Spark-split-twins and all that. I can feel his emotions sometimes and all that, it is highly mysterious and very interesting but Sensorsweep didn't want to let me kiss him even when he still HAD a face and that's the real tragedy, isn't it? The ooooonly person I can ever relate to in that way doesn't want to 'face me.

 

At the least I can be spared that then. Trinity.

 

Are you still lying about that?

 

Am I lying or are you?

 

I'd feed it to the pups, but I fear any cake from you might kill them.