shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

What's wrong with some of you people?

 

I confess. It's me.

 

...-nodnodnod-

Please do not frag your tour guide we can't float well if you do that

 

Oh look. I have four middle fingers.

 

There were some unique methods of punishment and threats where I came from.

 

I don't think I want to know the details about that but...I am sure it wasn't the horses' fault.

 

It hardly came to my mind. I am more baffled than anything. A touch mortified perhaps.

 

Consider this a formal offer to rant about it to me sometime. I've had to deal with that slag myself, though it was mostly organics and only very rarely minibots.

I've never met a horse I liked.

 

If the tour guide's interested, I ain't gonna say no.

...what's a tour guide?

 

You don't know the Master's horses and you do not want to know them.

 

A being specifically employed to show outsiders (typically tourists but sometimes visiting dignitaries) specific areas while announcing the historical or political meaning behind them. Generally meant to keep said outsiders from wandering around on their own, and frequently mistreated for doing so.

 

IIIIIIIIS THE FUN WAGON HOT?
ah let's be real I won't stop even if the fun wagon is the ugliest slagsucker ever.
CAN'T CATCH ME!
-he cartwheels-

 

WHY NO, SIR-OR-MA'AM-OR-GENDER-NEUTRAL-HONORIFIC. I AM SIMPLY INFORMING HIM OF THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS ACTIONS

RIGHT. I WILL REQUIRE YOU TO CEASE AND DESIST. YOU WILL BE ISSUED A PAN-UNIVERSAL CITATION, PAYABLE AT YOUR NEAREST GALACTIC COURT OF UNIVERSAL STABILITY. IT MAY ALSO BE CHALLENGED THERE AS WELL, BUT I WARN YOU, I HAVE EXTENSIVELY DOCUMENTED YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES.

BECAUSE I AM A GENTLEBEING WHO UNDERSTANDS THAT BEINGS NEED TO LET OFF STEAM EVEN WHEN THEY CANNOT PARTICIPATE IN EXCESS FUN, I WILL IGNORE THAT. HOWEVER, I WILL WARN YOU THAT TAKING JOY IN EXCESS OF REGULATIONS IN YOUR REBELLIOUSNESS WILL EARN YOU A CITATION AS WELL.

 

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(...frowning faces are not enough, is there an emote for, say, "horrified" or "disgusted"? Slag, what about "protective"?)

It won't happen again. Promise. Won't let it.

 

Good. We can share that. Possibly the headache as well.

 

..uhm thank you. =/// It didn't happen... very often...

...Me... well, I used to be!! I used to- take mechs and sometimes organics out onto the lake in my altmode and, uhm... show them the sights...

=]] <333

 

No. I refuse.

Burlesque, my confetti gun.

 

Quite.

 

So you're threatening him.
I suggest you don't do that.

 

Even once is often enough if you ask me. Tourists are disgusting.

Confetti gun?