shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I bestow upon you the title of memequeen. Because it rhymes better.

 

-Offended noise-

 

You're a good friend.

 

What.

 

Acceptable! As memequeen I will give you a memecounty! Sir meme!

 

As are you

 

-laughing while shielding his optics and holding his head-
BECAUSE! He they sounded exactly liek my bosses but they can't do ANYTHING against me! Because! I don't CARE!

 

Don't punch Life. I happen to care about that concept!

 

I do+n't want to+ be at a party where so+me jackass asks if it's fine if he murders himself.

 

Thrilling as that concept is, people can still damage or kill you, bosses or not. Sit down and I'll put a blindfold on you to block out the light.

 

It was an exaggeration, one cannot punch Life* and I was using its importance to demonstrate how much I care for her.

*Unless you mean Life Support, it is physically possible to punch him.

 

Please do not punch Captain Life Support.

 

-He sits down, then leans in to plant a kiss on her lips quickly-
YOU my dear, fuss too much.

 

look, its not going to affect the REAL me in any vway, and the vworld vwill be short one annoying delusional vwiggler. vwhats the problem?

 

That is still Duke meme to you. I am a memegrace, and I deserve to be respected even if you are a memequeen and therefore outrank me.

 

I have seen a lot of very weird things happen and considering there was a moment when all of my friends and I were dying for no discernable reason whatsoever I assume someone has found a way to punch the concept of Life :I

 

I was considering meme knighting you...

 

-stops for a second at the kiss, then clicks her tongue in disapproval and goes up on her tiptoes to tie the blindfold around his eyes-
You don't fuss enough.

 

What if he is the real you?

 

I would not actually do anything that would endanger the lives of my loved ones.