shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

...let's throw you a welcome party! Iridium got one, I heard, so you should too!

 

ɿ(｡･ɜ･)ɾⓌⓗⓨ？

 

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Do you not want one?

 

?(*´･д･)ﾉ

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Spoiler: translation

Why? Why would that give you mood whiplash? It's not like I said something sad.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

... do that again

 

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We can skip straight to the part where I loudly yell "suck my spike" and neither of us knows if I'm trying to insult you or not ;)

If the build you with them they at least remember to put you back on your shelf after using you. MOSTLY that is.

 

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Spoiler: translation

Do what again?

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Well if you asked my fellows they would say I deserved it. I don't agree with them but I do agree that I'm broken. I wasn't shunned, I just went out into the hellish landscape of our planet to gather resources for the others nearly dying every day!

(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

 

The thing with your voice. The thing you are doing right now. You sounds nice.
-he smiles a little, much more softly than his usual grins-

 

Same hat!!!

 

... And you think Cybertron is a nightmareish dystopia why again?

 

You fight!
All the time.
It's super awful!!
And sad.
Like really, really, really, sad.
So sad!!!

 

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Well, Velocitron never had a 4-million-year war...

 

We had a race that lasted 500 thousand years once?
If you don't count the daily race the cities do!
Which has lasted for 10 million years.
Which is a while.
A long while.

 

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Spoiler: translation

It's just how my brain translates thought to speech after severe trauma, but thanks!

ヾ(´･ ･｀｡)ノ”

٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)૭✧

(ㆀ˘･з･˘)ωҺa ƭ？

 

Velocitron sort of offends me.

Is that an inappropriate thing to say?

 

Swiftwing. We just finished a four million year civil war. We have to learn how to handle any kind of conflict without punching each other again.
But at least we are open about wanting to fight and don't try to hide it. And when the fight is over with we make up again if we haven't killed eachother.

 

Cybertron makes sense. Does not mean Cybertron is a good model of a well-functioning happy society.