shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Flux, I'm sorry I freaked out on you. Hug?

 

Ve vould not put odder jägerkin over our own Minipackz, bot hy tink ve is closer to dem den hyu guyz iz to hyu alliez hyu know? For hexample hy know hy ken trust odder jägerkin medikz mit mine pack, und hy vill take care ov all jägerkin vot iz hurt, not chust mine.

 

...Hm. I'd trust a close ally with my supplies, and they might let me work on them if their own medic was out of commission for whatever reason, but...

Yes, I think you are rather closer to your extended pack than we are with close allies. The medical distrust is likely a product of resource shortages, but that doesn't make it unfounded. I'd be lying if I said I've never pulled apart a nearly-dead mech for parts or energon.

 

-winces- Hy hope hyu ended eet first? Und no, hy vill not vork on non jägerkin for der most part. Enemiez hy offer a quick death or let dem be eef dey iz no danger. Odderz, hy often em een danger ov hurtink becawze hy know most about jägerz, though eef dey iz friendly und eet seemz safe to do hy vill try to help.
Hy don´t let medikz vot iz not jäger vork on jägerkin becawze dot iz forbidden. Pipple vant to tek us apart to see how ve vork a lot, und our funktionz iz der Masterz seecritz.

 

Ugh I hate when I have to do that. I try to wait until they are all dead but sometimes... It hurts but it doesn't hurt as bad as letting one of mine get hurt worse because I'm too much of a whimp. And I get cuddled a lot afterwards until I feel better. :<

 

-shudders- Sveet Lady ken´t hyu et leest break dey´re neckz first?

 

Well, yes, if they still have motor control they can get a bit tetchy about people trying to take their parts. Turns out a lot of people don't like admitting they're not going to survive.

...while I won't deny "taking people apart to see how they work" is largely how I learned my skills, it seems a bit rude to do to a potential friend. No nosy science here, on whatever deity or concept you choose to believe in.

Cuddles do a lot for stress.

 

Um.
No. I can't... really... do that. I have never managed to kill anyone on purpose...? It's rather upsetting that I can't and I try to ask others to snuff the spark for me whenever possible.

 

Iz vot ded bodiez iz goot for. Und ja iz deefferent mit us. Ve iz about der best fightink construktz dere iz, und pipple vant to feegure out vot makez us like dot. Vich iz a seekrit for der obvious reesonz.

 

(Apostasia sighs, and shakes her head.)
Work with what you've got. Act Three, same as the first.

 

Iz our goot lookz end confeedent attitudez. -grins, displaying all teeth-

 

Shore eet iz. -noofs him affectionately- Eediot.

 

-noofs back expansively- Iz hyu denyink ve iz de best-lookink fightink constructs ov dem all?

 

-snrks- Ov cawze not.

 

Oh, well. That just sounds normal.

 

That was, I hope, sarcasm -- or your world might be even more terrible than mine.

 

Definitely sarcasm. Though with my luck and propensity to attract trouble despite trying to avoid it I wouldn't be surprised if I found a way down there.

 

Just count yourself lucky that you weren't the prince who opened this sleeping beauty's casket.

 

The one time I am fine with no longer being "Torisen" officially then. My sister would have to be the one to open this vague and menacing casket, given that she's the one with the titles.

Well, my sister. Not that one that you know here.

 

At least you had some fun.