Important Super Legit Science Survey On Astrology and Brainweirds

I just came across a neat zodiac post on Tumblr for making a supernatural creature based on your sun/moon/rising signs! I mean, I have a weakness for zodiac posts anyway, but this one's especially neat.

eta: Quoted here because I just realized the layout of the linked post is a little eye-searing.

Spoiler: Aries

Aries

• Sun: Ram horns regardless of gender, strong foreheads, and bones are stronger than average since they’re prone to injury
  
• Moon: Pyrokinesis, quick self healing factor, or precognition
• Rising: Red and orange color scheme, hair often curly but can be any “natural” color, eyes are either a warm red or a bright orange, most are average height or smaller

Spoiler: Taurus

Taurus

• Sun: Bull horns regardless of gender, large hands in proportion to their bodies, and stomachs and immune system allow them to eat anything without harm
  
• Moon: Super strength, stone manipulation, or can communicate with any mammal
• Rising: Brown and green color scheme, eyes could be either color, hair often thick and usually black, green, or brown, often either chubby or beefy physique (some more or less thick than others)

Spoiler: Gemini

Gemini

• Sun: Second set of arms, eyes can zoom in and out of long distant range, and have a much easier time learning other languages than others
  
• Moon: Super speed, can shapeshift into any human form, or physical duplication
• Rising: Color scheme is light blue and yellow, eyes can be either color, hair can be any “unnatural” color, physique varies but they have long legs proportionate to their height

Spoiler: Cancer

Cancer

• Sun: Hands can morph into crab claws (color determined by rising), skin glitters when exposed to moonlight, all of them are empaths
  
• Moon: Lunar abilities ( produce and shoot lunar beams, control tides; however this can only be accessed at night), psychic absorption (can absorb and use one power at a time, this only tires the victim) , or producing force fields
• Rising: Silver and shades of blue color scheme, eyes can be either color and are very glossy, hair is either blue or black, tend to be short

Spoiler: Leo

Leo

• Sun: Feline like canines, nails are long and strong like claws, skin glitters when exposed to sunlight
  
• Moon: Solar abilities (produce and shoot solar beams and control heat; this can only be accessed during the day), laser eyes, or sonic boom roar (explosive, can physically push away anything in its close range)
• Rising: Gold and red color scheme, eyes are often gold, hair almost always big no mater the length, can be any “natural” color, either really tall or really short

Spoiler: Virgo

Virgo

• Sun: Large feathered wings (color determined by rising), they look human otherwise
  
• Moon: Portal creation, telekinesis, or poison manipulation
• Rising: color scheme is green and yellow, eyes can be either color, hair is either brown or black base with any second color, physique varies but all have longer than average fingers

Spoiler: Libra

Libra

• Sun: Skin on the hands and forearms are metallic gold or silver, have glowing eyes (color determined by rising), can always tell if you’re lying
• Moon: Plant manipulation, siren song, or sonic scream (not explosive but can stun any living being in its range and break close enough objects)
• Rising: Green and pink color scheme, eyes are either pink or yellow, hair is either white, brown, or pink, are often tall with wide hips regardless of gender

Spoiler: Scorpio

Scorpio

• Sun: Fully functional scorpion tail (proportionate to their body), can easily see in the dark, very silent walkers who can sneak up on anyone
  
• Moon: Shadow manipulation, mediumship (includes the dead and powerful spirits), or selective mind reading (can’t communicate mentally)
• Rising: Black and red color scheme, eyes are either dark blue or bright red, hair can be any dark color, can easily blend in with their surrounding

Spoiler: Sagittarius

Sagittarius

• Sun: Can switch from biped to centaur and back, keeps their tail in any form, hair grows long and fast
  
• Moon: Can shoot energy arrows or spears, light manipulation, or power jump (can leap as high as 50ft off the ground)
• Rising: Orange and brown color scheme, eyes can be either color, hair is red or dirty blond, often tall but short ones are faster runners

Spoiler: Capricorn

Capricorn

• Sun: Goat horns legs and hooves, pretty much satyrs
  
• Moon: Ice manipulation, telepathy, or temporarily slow time
• Rising: Brown and black color scheme, eyes are any shade of brown, hair is black but can have any secondary color, often average height and have a very fit physique but that varies, they throw some of the hardest punches

Spoiler: Aquarius

Aquarius

• Sun: Are the most human looking of the signs but they always have at least one robotic body enhancement, can retain more information than the others
  
• Moon: Electric manipulation, technopathy, or wind manipulation
• Rising: Electric blue and black, eyes are any shade of blue, hair can be any bright “unnatural” color, often tall but body type varies

Spoiler: Pisces

Pisces

• Sun: Can switch from biped to mermaid and back (scale colors determined by rising), have a set of gills that closes on land, often have scales grown on stray parts of their body that shows even on land
  
• Moon: Water manipulation, aura manipulation, or invisibility
• Rising: Sea green and lavender color scheme, eyes can be either color, hair can be any shade of blue or purple, physique varies but they have large glossy eyes

Looks like I get to be a small bull-horned creature that can eat whatever I please, with wind manipulation powers, and a red-orange color scheme.

Spoiler: designed it in a dollmaker while I was at it

Anthro creator

 

Virgo Sun: Large feathered wings (color determined by rising), they look human otherwise
yes yes yes yes

Capricorn Moon: Ice manipulation, telepathy, or temporarily slow time
o...k? I think I could work with that

Sagittarius Rising: Orange and brown color scheme, eyes can be either color, hair is red or dirty blond, often tall but short ones are faster runners
No no no no no no
thats too close to my mothers colour scheme, no no please no let me have my blues and greens and purples and cold colours please
and im not fast, im slow as hell

((more fitting would be Libra or Aquarius Moon, and Cancer Rising))

 

So I have wings. Hell yes.

 

So ... human appearance with large black feathered wings, black hair, brown eyes, quite fit and strong; shadow manipulation, mediumship, selective mind reading. Sure, sounds like fun :D

 

Huh. Yeah, okay. o/

Spoiler

Planetary positions
Sun Virgo 6°43'33 in house 11 direct
Moon Taurus 9°13'28 end of house 7 direct
Mercury Leo 23°07'15 in house 11 retrograde
Venus Leo 24°41'50 in house 11 retrograde
Mars Virgo 28°55'32 in house 12 direct
Jupiter Leo 27°16'45 in house 11 direct
Saturn Aquarius 1°11'13 in house 4 retrograde
Uranus Capricorn 9°59'50 in house 3 retrograde
Neptune Capricorn 14°10'36 end of house 3 retrograde
Pluto Scorpio 17°51'50 in house 2 direct
True Node Capricorn 17°41'14 in house 4 retrograde

House positions (Placidus)
Ascendant Libra 12°41'51
2nd House Scorpio 9°22'35
3rd House Sagittarius 10°34'35
Imum Coeli Capricorn 15°05'52
5th House Aquarius 18°51'08
6th House Pisces 18°19'51
Descendant Aries 12°41'51
8th House Taurus 9°22'35
9th House Gemini 10°34'35
Medium Coeli Cancer 15°05'52
11th House Leo 18°51'08
12th House Virgo 18°19'51

Major aspects
Sun Trine Moon 2°30
Sun Trine Uranus 3°16
Sun Trine Neptune 7°27
Moon Trine Uranus 0°46
Moon Trine Neptune 4°57
Mercury Conjunction Venus 1°35
Mercury Conjunction Jupiter 4°10
Mercury Square Pluto 5°15
Venus Conjunction Jupiter 2°35
Mars Trine Saturn 2°16
Uranus Conjunction Neptune 4°11
Uranus Square Ascendant 2°42
Neptune Sextile Pluto 3°41
Neptune Square Ascendant 1°29
Numbers indicate orb (deviation from the exact aspect angle).

Brainweirds: trans (ftm), autism, PTSD, major depression (with heavy seasonal affective component).

I dunno what any of that means. :D

 

Okay, off-topic, but now I want astrology AUs to be a thing; set in a world where far more weight is given to birth charts than it is in the real world, and our OTPs battle the cruel system which keeps them apart because they were born in clashing months.

 

(Should I make a new thread for that?)

 

(yeah! :D)

 

please do i love the idea

 

Up in Make It So now.

 

Aw neat I'm a cyborg with super strength and I'm red/gold with gREAT hair

And I want to be Amazon sized //firm nod

 

Ice mermaid, who can change back and forth between mer and man, green and pink colour scheme, green tail, creepy pink eyes. Tall with wide hips. Telepathic.

Well I better have ice powers i live in canada I couldnt swin anywhere without those during winter.

Spoiler: raw data

Sun: Can switch from biped to mermaid and back (scale colors determined by rising), have a set of gills that closes on land, often have scales grown on stray parts of their body that shows even on land

Moon: Ice manipulation, telepathy, or temporarily slow time

Rising: Green and pink color scheme, eyes are either pink or yellow, hair is either white, brown, or pink, are often tall with wide hips regardless of gender

sun pisces
moon capricorn
rising Libra

Spoiler: my chart!

SWAPPED this out with the one linked earlier in thread, oops
Planetary positions
planet sign degree motion
Sun Pisces 17°22'44 in house 5 direct
Moon Capricorn 11°52'46 in house 3 direct
Mercury Aquarius 24°19'40 in house 4 direct
Venus Aries 0°05'37 end of house 5 direct
Mars Taurus 4°36'28 in house 7 direct
Jupiter Cancer 5°41'35 in house 9 direct
Saturn Gemini 8°45'49 in house 8 direct
Uranus Aquarius 26°05'42 in house 4 direct
Neptune Aquarius 9°50'41 in house 4 direct
Pluto Sagittarius 17°35'06 in house 2 direct
True Node Gemini 23°20'34 in house 9 retrograde

Sun Sextile Moon 5°30
Sun Square Pluto 0°12
Moon Trine Mars 7°16
Moon Opposition Jupiter 6°11
Mercury Conjunction Uranus 1°46
Mercury Trine Ascendant 2°04
Venus Square Jupiter 5°36
Mars Sextile Jupiter 1°05
Mars Square Neptune 5°14
Saturn Trine Neptune 1°05
Uranus Trine Ascendant 3°50
Pluto Sextile Ascendant 4°41

 

Spoiler: Planetary and House positions

Sun Scorpio 15°36'30 in house 6 direct
Moon Leo 25°02'55 in house 4 direct
Mercury Scorpio 11°21'00 in house 6 retrograde
Venus Libra 28°39'15 in house 6 direct
Mars Scorpio 29°07'45 end of house 6 direct
Jupiter Libra 29°30'13 in house 6 direct
Saturn Aquarius 23°44'06 in house 10 direct
Uranus Capricorn 18°56'54 in house 9 direct
Neptune Capricorn 18°47'22 in house 9 direct
Pluto Scorpio 25°02'15 in house 6 direct
True Node Sagittarius 3°08'43 in house 7 retrograde

House positions (Placidus)
Ascendant Gemini 0°14'29
2nd House Gemini 25°32'11
3rd House Cancer 17°58'04
Imum Coeli Leo 11°55'39
5th House Virgo 11°22'17
6th House Libra 19°05'15
Descendant Sagittarius 0°14'29
8th House Sagittarius 25°32'11
9th House Capricorn 17°58'04
Medium Coeli Aquarius 11°55'39
11th House Pisces 11°22'17
12th House Aries 19°05'15

Spoiler: Major Aspects

Major aspects
Sun Conjunction Mercury 4°15
Sun Sextile Uranus 3°20
Sun Sextile Neptune 3°11
Moon Sextile Venus 3°36
Moon Square Mars 4°05
Moon Sextile Jupiter 4°27
Moon Opposition Saturn 1°19
Moon Square Pluto 0°01
Moon Square Ascendant 5°12
Venus Conjunction Jupiter 0°51
Venus Trine Saturn 4°55
Venus Quincunx Ascendant 1°35
Mars Square Saturn 5°24
Mars Conjunction Pluto 4°06
Mars Opposition Ascendant 1°07
Jupiter Trine Saturn 5°46
Jupiter Quincunx Ascendant 0°44
Saturn Square Pluto 1°18
Uranus Conjunction Neptune 0°10
Pluto Opposition Ascendant 5°12

Spoiler: relevant extra info

Autistic, bipolar disorder (it's disagreed upon which particular type with all the docs at the place i go to for meds), transmasc, ptsd, one of the info things said i am a person who rarely gets sick and recovers fast and let me tell you the exact opposite of that is true, very stubborn about very particular things

i don't know what any of this means but have fun with it i guess.

edit with powers thing:

Spoiler

Sun: Fully functional scorpion tail (proportionate to their body), can easily see in the dark, very silent walkers who can sneak up on anyone

Moon: Solar abilities (produce and shoot solar beams and control heat; this can only be accessed during the day), laser eyes, or sonic boom roar (explosive, can physically push away anything in its close range)

Rising: Color scheme is light blue and yellow, eyes can be either color, hair can be any “unnatural” color, physique varies but they have long legs proportionate to their height

i have day powers AND night powers? awesome! not to crazy on the color scheme though...

 

Spoiler: the goods

Planetary positions
planet sign degree motion
Sun Aries 16°04'44 in house 5 direct
Moon Leo 12°07'55 in house 9 direct
Mercury Aries 17°08'54 in house 5 retrograde
Venus Aquarius 29°50'42 in house 4 direct
Mars Aries 24°46'52 in house 6 direct
Jupiter Pisces 14°19'41 in house 4 direct
Saturn Aries 22°24'35 in house 6 direct
Uranus Aquarius 12°02'40 in house 3 direct
Neptune Aquarius 1°56'33 in house 3 direct
Pluto Sagittarius 7°52'43 in house 1 retrograde
True Node Virgo 10°06'09 in house 10 direct

House positions (Placidus)
Ascendant Scorpio 15°49'36
2nd House Sagittarius 15°11'57
3rd House Capricorn 16°49'30
Imum Coeli Aquarius 20°02'24
5th House Pisces 22°21'38
6th House Aries 21°06'57
Descendant Taurus 15°49'36
8th House Gemini 15°11'57
9th House Cancer 16°49'30
Medium Coeli Leo 20°02'24
11th House Virgo 22°21'38
12th House Libra 21°06'57

Major aspects
Sun Trine Moon 3°57
Sun Conjunction Mercury 1°04
Sun Conjunction Saturn 6°20
Sun Sextile Uranus 4°02
Sun Quincunx Ascendant 0°15
Moon Trine Mercury 5°01
Moon Quincunx Jupiter 2°12
Moon Opposition Uranus 0°05
Moon Trine Pluto 4°15
Moon Square Ascendant 3°42
Mercury Conjunction Saturn 5°16
Mercury Sextile Uranus 5°06
Mercury Quincunx Ascendant 1°19
Venus Sextile Mars 5°04
Mars Conjunction Saturn 2°22
Jupiter Trine Ascendant 1°30
Uranus Sextile Pluto 4°10
Uranus Square Ascendant 3°47
Neptune Sextile Pluto 5°56

autism, anxiety, depression/bipolar, (depending on who you ask) chronic fatigue, gender identity disorder (also i'm hallucinating tiny demons rn but haven't gotten officially checked out)

Spoiler: critter

• Sun: Ram horns regardless of gender, strong foreheads, and bones are stronger than average since they’re prone to injury
• Moon: Solar abilities (produce and shoot solar beams and control heat; this can only be accessed during the day), laser eyes, or sonic boom roar (explosive, can physically push away anything in its close range)
• Rising: Black and red color scheme, eyes are either dark blue or bright red, hair can be any dark color, can easily blend in with their surrounding

edit: 4got a thing

 

Moon in Pisces: water manipulation, aura manipulation, or invisibility
Sun in Libra: skin on the hands and forearms are metallic gold or silver, have glowing eyes (color determined by rising), can always tell if you’re lying
Rising in Leo: gold and red color scheme, eyes are often gold, hair almost always big no mater the length, can be any “natural” color, either really tall or really short

so the skin would probably be metallic gold, eyes would probs be gold and glowing, hair is already big and it's brown so it can stay brown, and I'd probs be really short.
I can live with that.

anyway:

Spoiler: the planetary positions'n'such

Planetary positions
Sun Libra 29°04'29 in house 3 direct
Moon Pisces 1°34'10 in house 7 direct
Mercury Libra 21°49'02 in house 3 direct
Venus Virgo 21°14'58 in house 2 direct
Mars Leo 25°26'49 in house 1 direct
Jupiter Capricorn 11°21'21 in house 5 direct
Saturn Aries 2°05'47 end of house 8 retrograde
Uranus Aquarius 0°42'19 in house 6 direct
Neptune Capricorn 25°02'40 in house 6 direct
Pluto Sagittarius 1°42'48 in house 4 direct
True Node Libra 7°54'49 in house 3 direct

House positions (Placidus)
Ascendant Leo 15°36'17
2nd House Virgo 6°48'09
3rd House Libra 3°01'04
Imum Coeli Scorpio 5°25'13
5th House Sagittarius 11°44'24
6th House Capricorn 16°08'58
Descendant Aquarius 15°36'17
8th House Pisces 6°48'09
9th House Aries 3°01'04
Medium Coeli Taurus 5°25'13
11th House Gemini 11°44'24
12th House Cancer 16°08'58

Major aspects
Sun Trine Moon 2°30
Sun Conjunction Mercury 7°15
Sun Sextile Mars 3°38
Sun Square Uranus 1°38
Sun Square Neptune 4°02
Moon Opposition Mars 6°07
Moon Square Pluto 0°09
Mercury Sextile Mars 3°38
Mercury Square Neptune 3°14
Venus Trine Neptune 3°48
Mars Quincunx Neptune 0°24
Saturn Sextile Uranus 1°23
Saturn Trine Pluto 0°23
Uranus Conjunction Neptune 5°40
Uranus Sextile Pluto 1°00

brainweirds and such: BPD, ASPD, DPD, STPD, AVPD, psychotic depression, anxiety, PTSD, autism, ADHD, gender identity is agender and I have dysphoria, chronic fatigue

 

...?

 

yeah, I didn't know what to do with that either....I just put my birth assignment.
my gender is an event

 

ah yes. i too identify as an event. a county fair, specifically, as i am loud, prone to making poor food decisions, and stink of farm animal.

 

Yes
Good
Edit: I'd pick telepathy, pink eyes and white hair.