shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

@Torisen Dreamwalker Ooh. Am I coming off too strong? ; )

Or is it that large green muscle that's bothering you? ; )

I'm trying to work on sounding less creepy so the Pines don't get mad at me again ; )

 

You keep your distance, horse.

 

I'm a fashion designer.

Do tell me what you're working on!

 

Careful there, big guy. Careful.

 

What? Ain't like's a bad thing, after all 'm only givin'ya yer due respect Lo-- I mean Captain Nichrome.

'M jus' pickin'... Sorta? I mean-- Iffin' ya really want m't'stop m'sorry I'll stop yes ma'am.

 

... Let's have that discussion later. When I can figure out what I actually feel about this.

 

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL

 

i suddenly understand lusus kinks and i think i need a showver.

 

Why, thank you, my dear! So are you! I really do love that lolitapunk thing you have going on there!

 

Yes! I make my own clothes!

 

Hey now, I don't bite ; )

*Aaron flexes nonthreateningly*

I'm not a lusus haha ; )

Do you need a towel? ; )

 

look, i knowv youre not REALLY my lusus. my lusus doesnt havwe arms. or hair. or abs. theres just a certain amount of aquatic equinity in common thats kinda muddling the vwater. can i get a second opinion here?

 

... well. He is hot. Aaron is. Not your lusus.

 

*Offended snort.*

 

You're a seahorse. A not-even-remotely-humanoid seahorse. And Aaron's a sorta-humanoid horse with a tail. And abs.

 

I make clothes for everyone I know! And also, I have a boutique in Canterlot!

We ponies don't always wear clothing--but we like to dress up for special occasions.

 

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how do they type in the magic internet boxes

 

Oh, dear me, why ever should that be a problem? Evening garments are draped over our shoulders and backs, and anchored with ribbons and pins. We don't...wear pants.

 

Unicorn magic, of course! The same way I operate my sewing machine!