Important Super Legit Science Survey On Astrology and Brainweirds

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  1. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    I just came across a neat zodiac post on Tumblr for making a supernatural creature based on your sun/moon/rising signs! I mean, I have a weakness for zodiac posts anyway, but this one's especially neat.

    eta: Quoted here because I just realized the layout of the linked post is a little eye-searing.

    Aries
    • Sun: Ram horns regardless of gender, strong foreheads, and bones are stronger than average since they’re prone to injury
    • Moon: Pyrokinesis, quick self healing factor, or precognition
    • Rising: Red and orange color scheme, hair often curly but can be any “natural” color, eyes are either a warm red or a bright orange, most are average height or smaller
    Taurus
    • Sun: Bull horns regardless of gender, large hands in proportion to their bodies, and stomachs and immune system allow them to eat anything without harm
    • Moon: Super strength, stone manipulation, or can communicate with any mammal
    • Rising: Brown and green color scheme, eyes could be either color, hair often thick and usually black, green, or brown, often either chubby or beefy physique (some more or less thick than others)
    Gemini
    • Sun: Second set of arms, eyes can zoom in and out of long distant range, and have a much easier time learning other languages than others
    • Moon: Super speed, can shapeshift into any human form, or physical duplication
    • Rising: Color scheme is light blue and yellow, eyes can be either color, hair can be any “unnatural” color, physique varies but they have long legs proportionate to their height
    Cancer
    • Sun: Hands can morph into crab claws (color determined by rising), skin glitters when exposed to moonlight, all of them are empaths
    • Moon: Lunar abilities ( produce and shoot lunar beams, control tides; however this can only be accessed at night), psychic absorption (can absorb and use one power at a time, this only tires the victim) , or producing force fields
    • Rising: Silver and shades of blue color scheme, eyes can be either color and are very glossy, hair is either blue or black, tend to be short
    Leo
    • Sun: Feline like canines, nails are long and strong like claws, skin glitters when exposed to sunlight
    • Moon: Solar abilities (produce and shoot solar beams and control heat; this can only be accessed during the day), laser eyes, or sonic boom roar (explosive, can physically push away anything in its close range)
    • Rising: Gold and red color scheme, eyes are often gold, hair almost always big no mater the length, can be any “natural” color, either really tall or really short
    Virgo
    • Sun: Large feathered wings (color determined by rising), they look human otherwise
    • Moon: Portal creation, telekinesis, or poison manipulation
    • Rising: color scheme is green and yellow, eyes can be either color, hair is either brown or black base with any second color, physique varies but all have longer than average fingers
    Libra
    • Sun: Skin on the hands and forearms are metallic gold or silver, have glowing eyes (color determined by rising), can always tell if you’re lying
    • Moon: Plant manipulation, siren song, or sonic scream (not explosive but can stun any living being in its range and break close enough objects)
    • Rising: Green and pink color scheme, eyes are either pink or yellow, hair is either white, brown, or pink, are often tall with wide hips regardless of gender
    Scorpio
    • Sun: Fully functional scorpion tail (proportionate to their body), can easily see in the dark, very silent walkers who can sneak up on anyone
    • Moon: Shadow manipulation, mediumship (includes the dead and powerful spirits), or selective mind reading (can’t communicate mentally)
    • Rising: Black and red color scheme, eyes are either dark blue or bright red, hair can be any dark color, can easily blend in with their surrounding
    Sagittarius

    • Sun: Can switch from biped to centaur and back, keeps their tail in any form, hair grows long and fast
    • Moon: Can shoot energy arrows or spears, light manipulation, or power jump (can leap as high as 50ft off the ground)
    • Rising: Orange and brown color scheme, eyes can be either color, hair is red or dirty blond, often tall but short ones are faster runners
    Capricorn
    • Sun: Goat horns legs and hooves, pretty much satyrs
    • Moon: Ice manipulation, telepathy, or temporarily slow time
    • Rising: Brown and black color scheme, eyes are any shade of brown, hair is black but can have any secondary color, often average height and have a very fit physique but that varies, they throw some of the hardest punches
    Aquarius
    • Sun: Are the most human looking of the signs but they always have at least one robotic body enhancement, can retain more information than the others
    • Moon: Electric manipulation, technopathy, or wind manipulation
    • Rising: Electric blue and black, eyes are any shade of blue, hair can be any bright “unnatural” color, often tall but body type varies
    Pisces

    • Sun: Can switch from biped to mermaid and back (scale colors determined by rising), have a set of gills that closes on land, often have scales grown on stray parts of their body that shows even on land
    • Moon: Water manipulation, aura manipulation, or invisibility
    • Rising: Sea green and lavender color scheme, eyes can be either color, hair can be any shade of blue or purple, physique varies but they have large glossy eyes



    Looks like I get to be a small bull-horned creature that can eat whatever I please, with wind manipulation powers, and a red-orange color scheme.

     
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  2. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    Virgo Sun: Large feathered wings (color determined by rising), they look human otherwise
    yes yes yes yes

    Capricorn Moon: Ice manipulation, telepathy, or temporarily slow time
    o...k? I think I could work with that

    Sagittarius Rising: Orange and brown color scheme, eyes can be either color, hair is red or dirty blond, often tall but short ones are faster runners
    No no no no no no
    thats too close to my mothers colour scheme, no no please no let me have my blues and greens and purples and cold colours please
    and im not fast, im slow as hell

    ((more fitting would be Libra or Aquarius Moon, and Cancer Rising))
     
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  3. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    So I have wings. Hell yes.
     
  4. Kaylotta

    Kaylotta Writer Trash

    So ... human appearance with large black feathered wings, black hair, brown eyes, quite fit and strong; shadow manipulation, mediumship, selective mind reading. Sure, sounds like fun :D
     
  5. albedo

    albedo metasperg

    Huh. Yeah, okay. o/

    Planetary positions
    Sun Virgo 6°43'33 in house 11 direct
    Moon Taurus 9°13'28 end of house 7 direct
    Mercury Leo 23°07'15 in house 11 retrograde
    Venus Leo 24°41'50 in house 11 retrograde
    Mars Virgo 28°55'32 in house 12 direct
    Jupiter Leo 27°16'45 in house 11 direct
    Saturn Aquarius 1°11'13 in house 4 retrograde
    Uranus Capricorn 9°59'50 in house 3 retrograde
    Neptune Capricorn 14°10'36 end of house 3 retrograde
    Pluto Scorpio 17°51'50 in house 2 direct
    True Node Capricorn 17°41'14 in house 4 retrograde

    House positions (Placidus)
    Ascendant Libra 12°41'51
    2nd House Scorpio 9°22'35
    3rd House Sagittarius 10°34'35
    Imum Coeli Capricorn 15°05'52
    5th House Aquarius 18°51'08
    6th House Pisces 18°19'51
    Descendant Aries 12°41'51
    8th House Taurus 9°22'35
    9th House Gemini 10°34'35
    Medium Coeli Cancer 15°05'52
    11th House Leo 18°51'08
    12th House Virgo 18°19'51

    Major aspects
    Sun Trine Moon 2°30
    Sun Trine Uranus 3°16
    Sun Trine Neptune 7°27
    Moon Trine Uranus 0°46
    Moon Trine Neptune 4°57
    Mercury Conjunction Venus 1°35
    Mercury Conjunction Jupiter 4°10
    Mercury Square Pluto 5°15
    Venus Conjunction Jupiter 2°35
    Mars Trine Saturn 2°16
    Uranus Conjunction Neptune 4°11
    Uranus Square Ascendant 2°42
    Neptune Sextile Pluto 3°41
    Neptune Square Ascendant 1°29
    Numbers indicate orb (deviation from the exact aspect angle).

    Brainweirds: trans (ftm), autism, PTSD, major depression (with heavy seasonal affective component).

    I dunno what any of that means. :D
     
  6. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Okay, off-topic, but now I want astrology AUs to be a thing; set in a world where far more weight is given to birth charts than it is in the real world, and our OTPs battle the cruel system which keeps them apart because they were born in clashing months.
     
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  7. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    (Should I make a new thread for that?)
     
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  8. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

  9. witchknights

    witchknights Bold Enchanter Defends The Fearful

    please do i love the idea
     
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  10. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Up in Make It So now.
     
  11. cantankerousAquarius

    cantankerousAquarius Acrasial Macrology

    Aw neat I'm a cyborg with super strength and I'm red/gold with gREAT hair

    And I want to be Amazon sized //firm nod
     
  12. Chiomi

    Chiomi Master of Disaster

    I am genuinely incredibly deeply amused because I am tall and have incredibly fab hair and red and gold in my color scheme. Though I'm still working on the incredibly strong nails - my nail hardener arrived a couple days ago - and I sadly don't have energy weapons and can't jump for shit.
     
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  13. Imoyram

    Imoyram Well-Known Member

    Ice mermaid, who can change back and forth between mer and man, green and pink colour scheme, green tail, creepy pink eyes. Tall with wide hips. Telepathic.

    Well I better have ice powers i live in canada I couldnt swin anywhere without those during winter.

    Sun: Can switch from biped to mermaid and back (scale colors determined by rising), have a set of gills that closes on land, often have scales grown on stray parts of their body that shows even on land

    Moon: Ice manipulation, telepathy, or temporarily slow time

    Rising: Green and pink color scheme, eyes are either pink or yellow, hair is either white, brown, or pink, are often tall with wide hips regardless of gender

    sun pisces
    moon capricorn
    rising Libra

    SWAPPED this out with the one linked earlier in thread, oops
    Planetary positions
    planet sign degree motion
    Sun Pisces 17°22'44 in house 5 direct
    Moon Capricorn 11°52'46 in house 3 direct
    Mercury Aquarius 24°19'40 in house 4 direct
    Venus Aries 0°05'37 end of house 5 direct
    Mars Taurus 4°36'28 in house 7 direct
    Jupiter Cancer 5°41'35 in house 9 direct
    Saturn Gemini 8°45'49 in house 8 direct
    Uranus Aquarius 26°05'42 in house 4 direct
    Neptune Aquarius 9°50'41 in house 4 direct
    Pluto Sagittarius 17°35'06 in house 2 direct
    True Node Gemini 23°20'34 in house 9 retrograde

    Sun Sextile Moon 5°30
    Sun Square Pluto 0°12
    Moon Trine Mars 7°16
    Moon Opposition Jupiter 6°11
    Mercury Conjunction Uranus 1°46
    Mercury Trine Ascendant 2°04
    Venus Square Jupiter 5°36
    Mars Sextile Jupiter 1°05
    Mars Square Neptune 5°14
    Saturn Trine Neptune 1°05
    Uranus Trine Ascendant 3°50
    Pluto Sextile Ascendant 4°41
     
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  14. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    Sun Scorpio 15°36'30 in house 6 direct
    Moon Leo 25°02'55 in house 4 direct
    Mercury Scorpio 11°21'00 in house 6 retrograde
    Venus Libra 28°39'15 in house 6 direct
    Mars Scorpio 29°07'45 end of house 6 direct
    Jupiter Libra 29°30'13 in house 6 direct
    Saturn Aquarius 23°44'06 in house 10 direct
    Uranus Capricorn 18°56'54 in house 9 direct
    Neptune Capricorn 18°47'22 in house 9 direct
    Pluto Scorpio 25°02'15 in house 6 direct
    True Node Sagittarius 3°08'43 in house 7 retrograde

    House positions (Placidus)
    Ascendant Gemini 0°14'29
    2nd House Gemini 25°32'11
    3rd House Cancer 17°58'04
    Imum Coeli Leo 11°55'39
    5th House Virgo 11°22'17
    6th House Libra 19°05'15
    Descendant Sagittarius 0°14'29
    8th House Sagittarius 25°32'11
    9th House Capricorn 17°58'04
    Medium Coeli Aquarius 11°55'39
    11th House Pisces 11°22'17
    12th House Aries 19°05'15
    Major aspects
    Sun Conjunction Mercury 4°15
    Sun Sextile Uranus 3°20
    Sun Sextile Neptune 3°11
    Moon Sextile Venus 3°36
    Moon Square Mars 4°05
    Moon Sextile Jupiter 4°27
    Moon Opposition Saturn 1°19
    Moon Square Pluto 0°01
    Moon Square Ascendant 5°12
    Venus Conjunction Jupiter 0°51
    Venus Trine Saturn 4°55
    Venus Quincunx Ascendant 1°35
    Mars Square Saturn 5°24
    Mars Conjunction Pluto 4°06
    Mars Opposition Ascendant 1°07
    Jupiter Trine Saturn 5°46
    Jupiter Quincunx Ascendant 0°44
    Saturn Square Pluto 1°18
    Uranus Conjunction Neptune 0°10
    Pluto Opposition Ascendant 5°12
    Autistic, bipolar disorder (it's disagreed upon which particular type with all the docs at the place i go to for meds), transmasc, ptsd, one of the info things said i am a person who rarely gets sick and recovers fast and let me tell you the exact opposite of that is true, very stubborn about very particular things

    i don't know what any of this means but have fun with it i guess.

    edit with powers thing:
    Sun: Fully functional scorpion tail (proportionate to their body), can easily see in the dark, very silent walkers who can sneak up on anyone

    Moon: Solar abilities (produce and shoot solar beams and control heat; this can only be accessed during the day), laser eyes, or sonic boom roar (explosive, can physically push away anything in its close range)

    Rising: Color scheme is light blue and yellow, eyes can be either color, hair can be any “unnatural” color, physique varies but they have long legs proportionate to their height

    i have day powers AND night powers? awesome! not to crazy on the color scheme though...
     
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  15. Planetary positions
    planet sign degree motion
    Sun Aries 16°04'44 in house 5 direct
    Moon Leo 12°07'55 in house 9 direct
    Mercury Aries 17°08'54 in house 5 retrograde
    Venus Aquarius 29°50'42 in house 4 direct
    Mars Aries 24°46'52 in house 6 direct
    Jupiter Pisces 14°19'41 in house 4 direct
    Saturn Aries 22°24'35 in house 6 direct
    Uranus Aquarius 12°02'40 in house 3 direct
    Neptune Aquarius 1°56'33 in house 3 direct
    Pluto Sagittarius 7°52'43 in house 1 retrograde
    True Node Virgo 10°06'09 in house 10 direct

    House positions (Placidus)
    Ascendant Scorpio 15°49'36
    2nd House Sagittarius 15°11'57
    3rd House Capricorn 16°49'30
    Imum Coeli Aquarius 20°02'24
    5th House Pisces 22°21'38
    6th House Aries 21°06'57
    Descendant Taurus 15°49'36
    8th House Gemini 15°11'57
    9th House Cancer 16°49'30
    Medium Coeli Leo 20°02'24
    11th House Virgo 22°21'38
    12th House Libra 21°06'57

    Major aspects
    Sun Trine Moon 3°57
    Sun Conjunction Mercury 1°04
    Sun Conjunction Saturn 6°20
    Sun Sextile Uranus 4°02
    Sun Quincunx Ascendant 0°15
    Moon Trine Mercury 5°01
    Moon Quincunx Jupiter 2°12
    Moon Opposition Uranus 0°05
    Moon Trine Pluto 4°15
    Moon Square Ascendant 3°42
    Mercury Conjunction Saturn 5°16
    Mercury Sextile Uranus 5°06
    Mercury Quincunx Ascendant 1°19
    Venus Sextile Mars 5°04
    Mars Conjunction Saturn 2°22
    Jupiter Trine Ascendant 1°30
    Uranus Sextile Pluto 4°10
    Uranus Square Ascendant 3°47
    Neptune Sextile Pluto 5°56

    autism, anxiety, depression/bipolar, (depending on who you ask) chronic fatigue, gender identity disorder (also i'm hallucinating tiny demons rn but haven't gotten officially checked out)

    • Sun: Ram horns regardless of gender, strong foreheads, and bones are stronger than average since they’re prone to injury
    • Moon: Solar abilities (produce and shoot solar beams and control heat; this can only be accessed during the day), laser eyes, or sonic boom roar (explosive, can physically push away anything in its close range)
    • Rising: Black and red color scheme, eyes are either dark blue or bright red, hair can be any dark color, can easily blend in with their surrounding

    edit: 4got a thing
     
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  16. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    Moon in Pisces: water manipulation, aura manipulation, or invisibility
    Sun in Libra: skin on the hands and forearms are metallic gold or silver, have glowing eyes (color determined by rising), can always tell if you’re lying
    Rising in Leo: gold and red color scheme, eyes are often gold, hair almost always big no mater the length, can be any “natural” color, either really tall or really short

    so the skin would probably be metallic gold, eyes would probs be gold and glowing, hair is already big and it's brown so it can stay brown, and I'd probs be really short.
    I can live with that.

    anyway:

    Planetary positions
    Sun Libra 29°04'29 in house 3 direct
    Moon Pisces 1°34'10 in house 7 direct
    Mercury Libra 21°49'02 in house 3 direct
    Venus Virgo 21°14'58 in house 2 direct
    Mars Leo 25°26'49 in house 1 direct
    Jupiter Capricorn 11°21'21 in house 5 direct
    Saturn Aries 2°05'47 end of house 8 retrograde
    Uranus Aquarius 0°42'19 in house 6 direct
    Neptune Capricorn 25°02'40 in house 6 direct
    Pluto Sagittarius 1°42'48 in house 4 direct
    True Node Libra 7°54'49 in house 3 direct

    House positions (Placidus)
    Ascendant Leo 15°36'17
    2nd House Virgo 6°48'09
    3rd House Libra 3°01'04
    Imum Coeli Scorpio 5°25'13
    5th House Sagittarius 11°44'24
    6th House Capricorn 16°08'58
    Descendant Aquarius 15°36'17
    8th House Pisces 6°48'09
    9th House Aries 3°01'04
    Medium Coeli Taurus 5°25'13
    11th House Gemini 11°44'24
    12th House Cancer 16°08'58

    Major aspects
    Sun Trine Moon 2°30
    Sun Conjunction Mercury 7°15
    Sun Sextile Mars 3°38
    Sun Square Uranus 1°38
    Sun Square Neptune 4°02
    Moon Opposition Mars 6°07
    Moon Square Pluto 0°09
    Mercury Sextile Mars 3°38
    Mercury Square Neptune 3°14
    Venus Trine Neptune 3°48
    Mars Quincunx Neptune 0°24
    Saturn Sextile Uranus 1°23
    Saturn Trine Pluto 0°23
    Uranus Conjunction Neptune 5°40
    Uranus Sextile Pluto 1°00

    brainweirds and such: BPD, ASPD, DPD, STPD, AVPD, psychotic depression, anxiety, PTSD, autism, ADHD, gender identity is agender and I have dysphoria, chronic fatigue
     
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  17. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

  18. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    yeah, I didn't know what to do with that either....I just put my birth assignment.
    my gender is an event
     
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  19. ah yes. i too identify as an event. a county fair, specifically, as i am loud, prone to making poor food decisions, and stink of farm animal.
     
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  20. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Yes
    Good
    Edit: I'd pick telepathy, pink eyes and white hair.
     
    Last edited: Jul 28, 2016
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