shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*smiles softly* Oh, yeah, you sure can...

 

the rules are simple:
when you are drunk there are none.
no grammar for drunks.

 

That's actually very debatable.

Most of the lore about genies, djinn, and similar types of beings in the dimensions where beings like you are known or believed to exist would indicate that you are not beings who fully inhabit the material world, or what some people call 10-space.

You are usually summoned rather than found. You are usually bound to objects and if the original summoner or binder discards or transfers ownership of the object, you are still constrained to serve whoever has possession of it...which is not the way object binding works with many other types of...subdivinities, for want of a better term.

Additionally, some accounts imply that it may be difficult for beings of this nature to remain in 10-space without a material object connection of some sort, which may mean that you don't easily maintain physical form in universes with greater material resistance.

Ford and I have been thinking about it a lot, and we doubt that you are a product of natural organic evolution in your own dimension. Rarity is a sapient animal. So am I. So is Ford. The Transformers are sapient mechanoids.

We think you're not a native inhabitant of the material dimensional sheaves--what Ford might call 'Malkuth'.

We think the dimension you lived in before was a liminal one, and that even though your species is able to procreate there, the original members of your species were forcibly imported to that dimension.

 

Cuddles are one of the best kinds of magic. I don't know how I ever managed without them!

 

Wow rude
So rude
Granmar always exists and spelling isn't grammar??? I kill grammar all the time probably, hi using this space to practice not-first-language, my spelling just goes to slag when I don't bother fuxing it like now!! Because yes strong engex and crewmates... clademayes? Are you the species that uses clademates as a word I don't remember

Anyway yes drunk + protected + half offline means no spelling check

 

That's. That's... it makes sense, it fits with a lot of stuff, but... man... I really don't fit in with you guys, do I?

*gasps* I'm almost... Bill.

And my physical form... you think it might disappear? Just dissipate?

That'd be a shame. I rather like my body, you know... *smirks*

 

wow i am not rude.
spelling? grammar?? semantics!
"making good words right"

so get a spellcheck.
drunk people have an excuse...
i guess you do too??

what's your first language?
it isn't alternian.
(yes i say clademate)

 

Just Ford is okay. *smiles*

The correct grammatical form of the word is "drunkenness".

"Drunkedness" is something a drunk person might say, because humans lose the ability to control their musculature gradually as they continue to become more intoxicated. Therefore, they have trouble pronouncing words properly when they are very drunk, and they also should not be allowed to use heavy machinery or operate vehicles.

This was not really a question of grammar. I am happy to explain the grammar of the English language; however, that might take a very long time, and you probably won't understand or retain it, because you are drunk.

 

So, I was wrong?

Huh.

 

OH you're the one that does the syllabic pattern thing cool okay

Spellcheck totally works when I shut off half my processor with engex. The processor I use to do the messaging thong. Ueah. Absolutely.

First language is licentan, using neocybez for practice and letting this place deal with translating

But Ford is shirt and familiar =[[[[[ Stanford has a bonded and a big crew already, can't do the familiar thing that's rude

Also thanks

Backreading is a thing??? I can xome back later and read the thing. Unless Stanford doesn't want to explaib??? Just meant rules for drunkedness/drunkenness which already got explained, not the whole language that would take a looooong time and this is leisure space not work spave and I don't think anyone else in here learns new grammar for fun???? English though, can search that later. If it exists in my universe.

 

Sure does. Comes from Earth. I just piggybacked off their satellites, downloaded it. I can send you the files if y'd like. Makes watching some'a their shows easier.

 

Gimme gimme
What languahe do you want in exhange I got TONS

 

We know. *smiles*

I really don't know. I would like to be able to give you a good answer, but I really can't.

If you do notice that you are feeling odd, and I'm not fighting off an invasion, banishing something, or giving birth, let me know; I should be able to see it if you start to ascend, and if I am not available, Dali or Jade should be able to help.

I know you like it here. And we're starting to trust each other, and care for each other, and you've freely chosen to help us and people we care for. I would be willing to accept you into my pride, if you wished it.

But if you do start to ascend, as a friend I have to say that even though we could really use your help--and yes, your powers, though not coercively--there is a not insignificant chance that you might actually be happier in a dimension where your abilities would work most fluently, and there are others like you, who understand you better than we can.

There was a time when I never thought I would be able to say this, Norm, but we'd miss you.

But we also want you to be happy and healthy and able to do everything you are supposed to be able to do.

On the other hand, I know you must want to be with Sunshine and Papyrus, and the odds are very high that in the kind of dimension your species belongs in, the low material resistance and different interactions of the fundamental forces would cause their instant discorporation.

*sighs*

 

-he hands her a data slate with the file on it-
Hmm, y'got... that Galactic Council language? Might be nice to be able to listen in on them when we finally get where we're going, 'specially if they don't know I can.

 

Galcom? Yeah dude I got you, remind me when I'm sober tjough I fon't wanna give you corrupted slag just cos my processor's dragged throufh the pits right now

 

*smiles softly* Thanks. And I think I'll save the ascending for later. I like it here. And yeah, maybe you're right about me maybe liking it there too, maybe more, but I'll have time for both, yeah? Save the ascension for when I feel ready for it, whenever that is?

 

-he grins-
I'll hold you to it. You an' that overcharge have fun.

 

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WAIT you do processors right?? How do I make the false threat flagging slag stop without stupid amounts of engex

Or stupid potencies I guess

Nichrome is good at wngex

 

Don't do the surgery, if that's what you mean, but I work with bots that have those kinda issues, yeah. The threat flagging... that I've seen a lot. No quick fix, though. Y'd have t' come talk to me when yer sober, and it'd take a few sessions.