shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

-Mina purrs-

Spoiler: OOC

I love that Mina and Silver get along. Spiky medic solidarity.

 

*grins* Especially for me!

 

He sounds like someone I would like to meet, actually. I, too, am concerned about the well-being of franchises.

 

holy shit you have to be kidding me. the next thing youre going to say is u think restaurants dont need seats? or sewage facilities can just be anywhere even near food prep?

 

Where do you think people should go if they get the urge to have a shit or a piss at Baskin Robbins, then?

 

...ahaha, I forgot organics need to purge waste regularly.

 

oh good lord. now i see, youre another one of them. okay, okay. and ive got the same answer for you i had for Eric "corporate shill" Jones.

home. they can go the fuck home/

 

Head Pixie is Lawful Boring, I think that might be against the regulations.
But, hey, Head Pixie, have you talked to @fun wagon!!!! and @THE FUN POLICE yet? They might be your kind of people.

 

That would be inefficient, though. It is much easier and takes less energy to just do your business at Baskin Robbins than to go the fuck home just because you need to purge your waste.

No, I have not yet. Thanks for introducing them to me!

 

in the same STore should be against regulations but no, theyre all "customer convenience" and "shareholder profits"

...shit. youre right. i fucked up. i hurt some peopel that dont even exist shame on me double sheme

 

Somehow I get the feeling that you're not very concerned about actual people at all.

 

Hello.

 

So, you think Baskin Robbins should have stores solely for pooping in? Shitting Stores?

Well, that's a novel idea, alright.

 

What's the word for it, again, Burlesque? The polite one? Peep? Pip?

 

wait what? people have faces. are there people who dont have faces?

and not just company socks who cant be bothered to find even a stock image of a guy for their fakeass account

 

whoA. whoa whoa whoa since when did you exist man?

 

You have a very narrow definition of 'people'.

 

Since...

...1,003,072 cybertronian solar rotations ago.

 

*makes delicate and secret use of his litterbox*

 

that......... is a measurement idek. but. okay so there are what, alien people who dont have faces?

shit. i fuckd up. i didnt even think there might be people on like. other planets.

yES. pay to purge stations. deluxe lavoratories.

at least a mile from ice cream