shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

...yeah, okay. I was trying to cheer you up, but maybe I stuck my foot in it.

 

...were you ever tempted to get paintjobs and pretend to be each other for a laugh?

 

Yep.

We did that once but it wasn't much fun because no one was around to be fooled and when we tried again we got caught and treated to a two hour lecture of why making the life of the COs hard would get everyone we know killed and that's why we didn't do it anymore. :)

 

I'm sorry, Scanner. Can I make it up to you?

 

You can bring me the heads of Optimus Prime and Prowl on a silver platter and we're even :P

 

Alas, I'm fairly certain I'd get fired. Would a bottle of nice engex do?

 

I'll pass the bottle on.
Engex makes the noise problem worse.

 

Music trade?

 

...
Get in line.

Switchblade, dear, did I ever get around to putting OP on the Shitlist or was I only suicidal enough to put the DJD on there?

 

-he wordlessly sends her this file-

 

Husk removed those files, love a me life.

 

-She responds with this one-

 

(Apostasia opens her mouth as if to say something, and then closes it again.)
...Probably for the better.

 

Not one a yer proudest moments but we fixed it.

 

You know I don't think a magic god-rock is any way to pick a leader. From my very basic reading, the humans have a saying, which is that strange women laying in ponds handing out swords is no basis for a government, which should be based on the mandate of the masses and not weird aquatic ceremonies. Which is, like, a reference to their own matrix? If they worked that out, why are we still struggling?

 

That is the most beautiful summary of that particular motion picture I have ever heard at least I fragging downloaded the relevant wikipedia articles and half a dozen academic papers to understand that shit and I still couldn't put together a more beautiful summary.

 

Like, I don't get...

I just don't get how people listen to this matrix thing. Is this a cultural thing?

 

It's a great movie! I don't know what a coconut is but it's great!

 

The Matrix of Leadership is an artifact that lets Primus speak to some select few people and somehow that makes them more specialer than the rest of us tin cans and thus Primes.
-he blows a raspberry-

 

If you find an answer, call me. Part of it might be tradition, leftover from the time when the functionists were in power. Belief does strange things to people I've found...