Out of context quotes thread

isn't that supposed to go the other way around?

... where di the other bit come from

 

horrorterrors make terrible fathers

 

Hehe I was pretty pleased about getting to use that phrase there, ngl c:

 

Spoiler: nsfw, uh, blasphemy??

@IndigoRiffRaff : "do y'all realize how hard it is to pretend that you are not thinking "I am about to vore Jesus""

 

It made me think of:

 

“The suites have all been prepared in advance in event of a team pregnancy, adoption, or extended de-aging incident.”

 

"embarassed sad mooing"

 

Spoiler: incredibly unsanitary

 

"#2squish4this"

 

HI MY NAME Is AROvNA DARK'NEss DEMENTIA RAvEN BAHARI AND I HAvE FUCHsIA BLOOD (THAT's WHY I'M GOING TO BE EMPREss) AND BLACK HAIR THAT REACHEs THE FLOOR AND ICY ORANGE EYEs LIKE LIMPID TEARs AND A LOT OF PEOPLE TELL ME I LOOK LIKE HER IMPERIOUs CONDEsCENsION (AN: IF U DON'T KNOW WHO sHE Is GET DA HELL OUT OF HERE!). I'M NOT RELATED TO NYPH sALvIA BUT I WIsH I WAS BECAUsE sHE's A MAJOR FUCKING HOTTIE. I'M A TROLL BUT MY TEETH ARE sHARP AND POINTY. I HAvE PALE GRAY sKIN. I'M ALSO A sEADWELLER, AND I LIvE IN THE OCEAN IN ALTERNIA WHERE I'M THE HEIREss TO THE THRONE (I'M EIGHT sWEEPs OLD). I'M A GOTH (IN CAsE YOU COULDN'T TELL) AND I WEAR MOsTLY BLACK. I LOvE TROLL HOT TOPIC AND I BUY ALL MY CLOTHEs FROM THERE. FOR EXAMPLE TODAY I WAs WEARING A BLACK DREss WITH GOLD JEWELs AROUND IT AND A BLUE CAPE, A TEAL sKIRT AND BLACK sANDALs. I WAs WEARING BLACK LIPsTICK, GRAY FOUNDATION, BLACK EYELINER AND FUCHsIA EYE sHADOW. I WAs WALKING OUTSIDE MY HIvE. IT WAs sNOWING AND RAINING sO THERE WAs NO sUN, WHICH I WAs vERY HAPPY ABOUT. A LOT OF LOWBLOODs sTARED AT ME. I PUT UP MY MIDDLE FINGER AT THEM.

 

To be fair, that's a pretty reasonable thing to be vERY HAPPY ABOUT when you consider what the Alternian sun is like.