shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

YOU WOULD MAKE THE VASE LOOK WELL PUT TOGETHER AND FINE COULD I GET TO YOU.

 

I bet you're really glad you made me mad here, Crocro, where I can't do shit about it. 'Cause, I tell you, I tell you, if I could, well... you'd learn that magic's fucking real, that's for sure.

 

Hoy fonny-plece. Vill hyu pleeeeze let us rip diz leettle piece of rotten dogsheet to pieces? Chust diz vunce?
-Minas tail is arched up and all her spikes fluffed out, ears folded back in a threat display-

 

The fact that you are hungry does not entitle you to mock people who have been force-fed to the point where their teeth have been broken and they've choked on aspirated food and they're in so much pain that they're afraid ever to eat again.

 

@Triage of Operation: BHS

FIGHT ME. you don't get to DO that. you don't get to mock me or toy with me or-

 

jeez, vwhat is your problem? evwer heard of playing devwils advwocate?

 

My hands ache now. Oh.

My knuckles are bleeding.

 

Pleeeeeeeeze fonny place let me get my clawz een heez nasty leettle face.

 

Yeah, well, the only devil here I see you representing is yourself.

 

You don't know what the means. I know that for a fact, because you have never indicated that your actual position on the issue is otherwise.

The only devil you advocate for is the you that you're too cowardly to pursue.

 

Throwing every paycheck out the airlock as we speak. Don't need it, don't want it.

 

My father is what is wrong. And his brother. And Keral too. And more besides.

 

Stop!

@Burlesque

Uuuuugh, just stop.

 

Eef diz place allowed hy vould giff hyu heez hornz. Or hold heem zo hyu ken take dem hyuself.

 

Sweetspark, do you want me to sic Flux on him? I could.

 

yes

 

Spoiler: GIF

 

Okay.

Triage, don't tease her about money. It's legitimately distressing.

Lacuna, drink your damn energon if you can't sell it.

 

*Her expression becomes discomforted*
I-um...Oh.

It's really scary when he's in the thread, and this has a lot to do with it.

 

O_o It's quite typical of firearms where I come from.

You could even say it's the Norm.