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But I--

Okay. He-- he can make his own decisions, he can-- [She breaks off to look up properly at @Life Support.]

Life Support will tell me if I'm overstepping boundaries, yes?

 

Sweetspark, I'm a decepticon. It's in the name. Cheating at gambling is practically the movement's pet sport.

Okay. I see I phrased that awkwardly, my bad. Will you tell me what is wrong?

Medics are always conspiring against me having fun :/

 

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...yes.

 

Oh - yes, I'll say if you are, but I'm confused. I don't think I know enough about Licentus to know why it would matter if he's my amica or not? I like to touch people I like, if they like being touched. Is there something I'm missing here?

 

I can tell you about that time where I purged my tanks because I had to listen to someone send erotic purple prose over comms one word at a time and the fragger didn't even have the decency to have spell check on

 

Will you tell me here and now or rather later?

 

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Bad topic.

 

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That's fine. If you don't want to talk we can do it later or not at all. But if I or anyone else does something upsetting to you I can stop the upsetting behavior much quicker and more efficiently if I know what is upsetting. Which is not meant to pressure you into disclosing anything at this moment, mind you, I simply meant to remind you that I care about my crew and I will absolutely take necessary steps to make sure my behavior is not any more upsetting than I mean to be.

 

I wasn't aware you could misspell valve so many different ways

 

The topic... was bad.

Parties and dead bodies.

 

...mh. Possibly misunderstanding, my Neocybex is still scrap and neither Jetski nor myself are good with words for emotions. But-- [she twists her wrist, tugs gently on their joined hands--] I only have two functional hands. Giving up one of them for something as... noncritical as emotional support-- slag, caring about emotional support enough to offer in public... that's. That's important.

 

-he laughs-
Darlin', you ain't seen nothin'. Celsius - the head nurse? She recovered some'a the notes he put on your file after th' thing with yer arm an' now the whole medbay likes to repeat it when some patient's bein' a dumbaft. Think my favorite's "patient's disregard for own safety rivals that of a prime when faced with the chance of glory".

Buncha bored soldiers prob'ly invented cheating, let alone the card games. We'll see.
-his wings flutter-

 

Ah I misunderstood. Sorry. Alright, I will attempt to stay away from jokes in that direction to the best of my ability. I'm sorry.

 

volvo

 

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Okay.

 

Oh, I am SO offended at being compared to a prime. So very. How dare you Life Support. How dare! -she laughs-

-she retracts her mask to blink the light in her mouth twice while grinning before the mask slides back in place-
What do we bet? It's not a real challenge if there isn't a prize!
-she pets his knee and looks up at him-

 

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