shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Okay that one's legitemately funny considering the whole car thing.

The same type of SCRAPHEAP that SEXTS WITH THEIR BRAINS

 

Primus, please have mercy.

 

why would you sext with your brain??

you need time to edit that shit.

 

i mean otherwise i'm going to go

'and then i kiss you tenderly HMM I WONDER WHOSE BLOOD I'M GOING TO DRINK TONIGHT and nibble on your lip TITTIES LOOK FUNNY'

 

-she offers Iridium a hand-
Any decent captain would do as much. This is just my job. I hope you feel better soon.

 

-She gingerly takes it, careful of the size difference.-

Appreciated. Much.

 

Ah, I think I see. Somewhat, at least.

My boundaries are drawn somewhat differently, as you may have gathered. And... while I may be closer to Cloudcrusher than anyone else aboard - anyone else living, truly - except maybe Jetski, that's a bond that can't be broken or lessened by emotional ties to others. Also, while I care for you, the bond we have is new and not nearly so deep. (I hope that's not offensive.)

We've never been a pair to restrict ourselves with traditional relationship boundaries, anyway. But yes, if there's something I don't want, I'll say so.

 

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That's not even far off from how it sounds for some of the stupider ones, look the comms system has a User Interface that renders thought to text. It's still editable it doesn't immediately send of your thoughts that would be scrap, but some people just have no filter.

 

What???

Oh, slag, that was never intended to get out. My tongue is sharp when I'm irritated. It would be Celsius, though. She's wonderful but she's also terrifyingly efficient and she gets what she wants.

 

-Nichrome smiles up at her, scrunching her optics up-

 

how rude of them.

britta says i have no filter but it's like bitch if that was true i'd call you pretty more often. <3<

 

You are my new favorite.

 

Sorry 'bout that. Don't watch my vocalizer here as much as I prob'ly should.

-he grins slowly-
Well, now. I've heard you've got some real nice engex stashed somewhere, so I wouldn't say no to that. But then I wouldn't have anything to give you. Hmm... how 'bout... a ride.

In my bomb bay. I bet you'd fit just right, darlin'. The power'a this space lets me know you're a bomb, so I'm made to carry you, really.

 

-he screeches in binary-
Cloudcrusher! There are developing minds here. Don't taint them with your... this!

 

You can go have fun with CC.

 

-she raises an optic ridge-
Mhhhh indeed what an idea. I'm sure the fit would be nice and tight too.

 

lmao it's fine bae p sure my brain is stunted now

 

Indeed I Am Already Scarred For Life Just Having Heard This

 

m3 700.